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Everyone in San Francisco looking at NYC’s new mayor
November 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
November 4, 2025 at 6:31 PM
I really need to go to the gym but it’s already dark outside so should I just kill myself?
November 4, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Hey, original thought I know, but is Pornography by The Cure the greatest album ever????
October 28, 2025 at 3:35 AM
October 26, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Real friends like @gothicprinceaaron.bsky.social pool their money for tips at the strip club and then ask each other all night, “Do you have our wad?”
October 19, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I’m in an AI training for work and now I want to blow up all these stupid companies.
October 16, 2025 at 10:37 PM
CGI blood and gunshot wounds look so corny.
October 12, 2025 at 5:56 AM
Nothing makes me more confused about British culture than watching Bake Off. Those are flapjacks?? What’s a school fête?! Hook a duck?!
October 10, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I really hate this guy
Gavin Newsom vetoes gender education bill, declines to sign other trans protections - buff.ly/MTUAV85
October 7, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I gotta say, I love manspreading at the movies.
October 4, 2025 at 10:52 PM
🥴
October 4, 2025 at 12:43 AM
I’m awestruck after watching the strangest dance performance by the Paris Ballet. The adjective “Lynchian” is bandied about too much but, truly, it was Lynchian! Discordant music, dim white spotlights, red curtains, possessed dancers. Mwah!
October 3, 2025 at 4:22 AM
The Oakland Y finally has a Women on Weights class AND it’s hosted by two butch dykes. I am living.
October 2, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I must admit that Leo’s performance in One Battle After Another is hilariously excellent.
October 1, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I walked past two old ladies rolling and smoking joints and my future flashed before my eyes.
September 30, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Listening to bad 90s industrial music to get ready for Folsom Street Fair. Y’all remember that band, Orgy???
September 28, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I’m at a bar playing Minor Threat and now I’m feeling guilty for drinking a beer. 😔
September 17, 2025 at 3:59 AM
The Pitt, baybeeeee
September 15, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I went on a treacherous (for me, a nature wimp) hike yesterday so reading in bed all days feels like an earned reward.
September 14, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There are so many fucking FREAKS at the Sextile show. I’m in heaven.
September 12, 2025 at 5:08 AM
For my birthday I want: 1,000 massages, a bottle of good champagne, to pet 100 puppies and kittens, a weekend of movies and dancing and friends, and a fairy godmother to wipe out all my debt.

Is that so much to ask?
September 12, 2025 at 1:25 AM
September 10, 2025 at 9:28 PM
All these libs decrying the C****** K*** shooting…. Get out of copy of This Nonviolence Stuff Will Get You Killed.

We cannot negotiate with these rightwing terrorists. We just gotta k*** these motherfuckers. Sorry!
September 10, 2025 at 8:09 PM