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Corrupt AF organization to give fake, groveling for favor prize to corrupt AF asshole.
🤦🏽♂️ indeed.
🤦🏽♂️ indeed.
November 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Corrupt AF organization to give fake, groveling for favor prize to corrupt AF asshole.
🤦🏽♂️ indeed.
🤦🏽♂️ indeed.
*cues intro to "mirrorball"*
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M A NATSEC PUNDIT
I'LL SHOW YOU EVERY WAY THE GUV'MENT'S FUCKING UP TONIGHT
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M A NATSEC PUNDIT
I'LL SHOW YOU EVERY WAY THE GUV'MENT'S FUCKING UP TONIGHT
November 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
*cues intro to "mirrorball"*
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M A NATSEC PUNDIT
I'LL SHOW YOU EVERY WAY THE GUV'MENT'S FUCKING UP TONIGHT
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
I'M A NATSEC PUNDIT
I'LL SHOW YOU EVERY WAY THE GUV'MENT'S FUCKING UP TONIGHT
Smith's foot was not on the plate. When that call didn't get overturned, you knew the rig was in.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Smith's foot was not on the plate. When that call didn't get overturned, you knew the rig was in.
One of the few truths that have ever come from that pig's mouth:
donald trump is giving a speech in front of american flags and saying i love the poorly educated
ALT: donald trump is giving a speech in front of american flags and saying i love the poorly educated
media.tenor.com
October 23, 2025 at 3:06 AM
One of the few truths that have ever come from that pig's mouth:
For people who claim to love America more than anyone else, they sure do hate its ideals. The cognitive dissonance is beyond extremely concerning.
October 23, 2025 at 1:59 AM
For people who claim to love America more than anyone else, they sure do hate its ideals. The cognitive dissonance is beyond extremely concerning.
So the "fReEdOm" and "bIdEn/tHe lEfT aRe bIg bRoThEr/1984" crowd are responsible for *checks notes* bringing a police state and thought police upon us all. Oh man, the irony.
October 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
So the "fReEdOm" and "bIdEn/tHe lEfT aRe bIg bRoThEr/1984" crowd are responsible for *checks notes* bringing a police state and thought police upon us all. Oh man, the irony.
*laughs in I carried a little phone book with people's contact info as a kid*
October 13, 2025 at 9:18 PM
*laughs in I carried a little phone book with people's contact info as a kid*
But, but I want to give her more money 🥺
October 5, 2025 at 6:27 AM
But, but I want to give her more money 🥺
She don't start shit but she can tell you how it ends ✨️💅
October 1, 2025 at 4:50 AM
She don't start shit but she can tell you how it ends ✨️💅
Bruv, the Mess came back to win 😂 Are you joking with me?!
September 24, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Bruv, the Mess came back to win 😂 Are you joking with me?!
It'd be "sitting on the toilet the morning after ingesting a serious amount of booze and Taco Bell" noises for me, personally.
September 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
It'd be "sitting on the toilet the morning after ingesting a serious amount of booze and Taco Bell" noises for me, personally.
Madon a mia, it's not even at the Rio, home of Kiss Mini Golf?
two men are talking to each other in a living room and one of them is saying `` hey '' .
ALT: two men are talking to each other in a living room and one of them is saying `` hey '' .
media.tenor.com
September 12, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Madon a mia, it's not even at the Rio, home of Kiss Mini Golf?
I was able to about an hour after I posted this. Now, onto America's Friendliest Airport tomorrow before reaching ON-TARI-ARI-O.
August 20, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I was able to about an hour after I posted this. Now, onto America's Friendliest Airport tomorrow before reaching ON-TARI-ARI-O.