RU KITTENME
@ru-kittenme.bsky.social
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Former entertainment industry pro, Resister from another Mr., sassy smart mouth snarkologist, bitey, sophisticated AF, museum professional, sober and highly recommend it
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Former entertainment industry pro, Resister from another Mr., sassy smart mouth snarkologist, bitey, sophisticated AF, museum professional, sober and highly recommend it
🚫🍷
Kim’s been hitting’ the Ozempic hard.
November 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Kim’s been hitting’ the Ozempic hard.
Way to ‘yes, and’ JD. 🙄
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
November 27, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Way to ‘yes, and’ JD. 🙄
Dumbass.
Dumbass.
SK_NK.
And the vowel you need to buy is an A.
And the vowel you need to buy is an A.
November 26, 2025 at 9:28 PM
SK_NK.
And the vowel you need to buy is an A.
And the vowel you need to buy is an A.
In lockdown? Or could dummy just not find the door?
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
In lockdown? Or could dummy just not find the door?
A cat would never destroy a book. Cats are readers.
a cat is standing on top of a bookshelf with a book titled ' a star ' on it .
ALT: a cat is standing on top of a bookshelf with a book titled ' a star ' on it .
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November 26, 2025 at 9:04 PM
A cat would never destroy a book. Cats are readers.
All white meat. 🦃
November 26, 2025 at 4:53 AM
All white meat. 🦃
Mmmmmmmm….cheesecake. That’s a much better choice. That orange turd has taken so much from me already. He’s not going to take my sobriety.
November 26, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Mmmmmmmm….cheesecake. That’s a much better choice. That orange turd has taken so much from me already. He’s not going to take my sobriety.
Engaged to be married. Used the indoor hot tub at his parents house. We got frisky…hot tub stops working. Next morning a repairman fishes out my bikini from god knows where in the pipes/filter of the hot tub.
‘Hilarity’ ensues as my future mother/father in law present me the chewed up bikini. 😐💀🦃😩
‘Hilarity’ ensues as my future mother/father in law present me the chewed up bikini. 😐💀🦃😩
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Engaged to be married. Used the indoor hot tub at his parents house. We got frisky…hot tub stops working. Next morning a repairman fishes out my bikini from god knows where in the pipes/filter of the hot tub.
‘Hilarity’ ensues as my future mother/father in law present me the chewed up bikini. 😐💀🦃😩
‘Hilarity’ ensues as my future mother/father in law present me the chewed up bikini. 😐💀🦃😩
I can’t wait to party after he kicks the bucket from natural causes.
I haven’t had a drink in almost 6 years but that event might be a gateway drug to chugging champagne.
I haven’t had a drink in almost 6 years but that event might be a gateway drug to chugging champagne.
November 25, 2025 at 9:15 PM
I can’t wait to party after he kicks the bucket from natural causes.
I haven’t had a drink in almost 6 years but that event might be a gateway drug to chugging champagne.
I haven’t had a drink in almost 6 years but that event might be a gateway drug to chugging champagne.
She won’t release anything.
The lies they’ll come up to not release them with will be 🐂 💩.
Wash.
Rinse.
Repeat.
The lies they’ll come up to not release them with will be 🐂 💩.
Wash.
Rinse.
Repeat.
November 25, 2025 at 6:30 PM
She won’t release anything.
The lies they’ll come up to not release them with will be 🐂 💩.
Wash.
Rinse.
Repeat.
The lies they’ll come up to not release them with will be 🐂 💩.
Wash.
Rinse.
Repeat.