RTP
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Mostly miscellanea from my personal archives.
A guy with a big head was rude to my wife on an airplane. I called him Easter Island and asked if he worked for North Face as the mascot.
October 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
A guy with a big head was rude to my wife on an airplane. I called him Easter Island and asked if he worked for North Face as the mascot.
I collect old pictures.
September 22, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I collect old pictures.
It's all about the (Walter) Benjamins.
September 13, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It's all about the (Walter) Benjamins.
I told a security guard that I was renting a sloth later this month, and she was genuinely concerned. Did I know they had claws?
She then said, with gravitas, "they look like they're smiling. Don't be fooled. They're not."
She then said, with gravitas, "they look like they're smiling. Don't be fooled. They're not."
September 4, 2025 at 9:49 PM
I told a security guard that I was renting a sloth later this month, and she was genuinely concerned. Did I know they had claws?
She then said, with gravitas, "they look like they're smiling. Don't be fooled. They're not."
She then said, with gravitas, "they look like they're smiling. Don't be fooled. They're not."
When I get dressed after a shower, I start with just socks because the world needs more raw unbridled sexuality.
July 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
When I get dressed after a shower, I start with just socks because the world needs more raw unbridled sexuality.
Some favorites from my archives
July 30, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Some favorites from my archives
I hate pranks and love bloopers.
July 28, 2025 at 5:30 PM
I hate pranks and love bloopers.
It's the 50th anniversary of Jaws. Here's the original Czechoslovakian poster from my collection.
June 20, 2025 at 7:25 PM
It's the 50th anniversary of Jaws. Here's the original Czechoslovakian poster from my collection.
Great minds think alike, as if shitty ones don't too.
June 15, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Great minds think alike, as if shitty ones don't too.
I spilled schadenfreude all over my weltschmerz.
June 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I spilled schadenfreude all over my weltschmerz.
It's a real mix of emotions when it becomes apparent that someone's taken harmonica lessons.
May 14, 2025 at 11:27 PM
It's a real mix of emotions when it becomes apparent that someone's taken harmonica lessons.
I pronounce drone like Jerome.
May 1, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I pronounce drone like Jerome.
If anybody ever does an Italo Calvino Baron Of The Trees mod for an Assassin's Creed game, let me know.
April 18, 2025 at 1:19 PM
If anybody ever does an Italo Calvino Baron Of The Trees mod for an Assassin's Creed game, let me know.
I recently added these MPS/SABA Piano Trio platters to my stacks. Joyously insightful music by cats at the top of their game having an absolute blast while knocking it out of the park across the board. Dig it. #vinyl #mpsrecords #wolfgangdauner #yancykörössy #vinylcommunity #records
April 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I recently added these MPS/SABA Piano Trio platters to my stacks. Joyously insightful music by cats at the top of their game having an absolute blast while knocking it out of the park across the board. Dig it. #vinyl #mpsrecords #wolfgangdauner #yancykörössy #vinylcommunity #records
One thing I miss about drinking is sometimes I would black out and do all my laundry.
April 13, 2025 at 2:16 PM
One thing I miss about drinking is sometimes I would black out and do all my laundry.
I collect vintage pictures of couples. Here are a couple.
April 10, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I collect vintage pictures of couples. Here are a couple.
Great thread on hippo testicles
I have been doing entirely too much earnest posting about deep things recently, I need to do a proper thread about hippo testicles or something just to keep myself sane.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
Oh by the way hippos have migratory testicles.
a statue of a hippopotamus with its mouth open and teeth showing .
Alt: A hippo being tossed a watermelon, which it crushes in its massive jaws.
media.tenor.com
March 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Great thread on hippo testicles
Rope swings seemed fun before the Internet.
March 12, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Rope swings seemed fun before the Internet.
I collect Czech music, with a focus on the mid-70s Prague scene on Supraphon and Panton. I've got a ton of 45s (always looking for Mini Jazz Klub 7"s!). Dig it.
March 8, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I collect Czech music, with a focus on the mid-70s Prague scene on Supraphon and Panton. I've got a ton of 45s (always looking for Mini Jazz Klub 7"s!). Dig it.
I would bet that a majority of women have had a period that is more uncomfortable than the average vasectomy.
March 8, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I would bet that a majority of women have had a period that is more uncomfortable than the average vasectomy.
This movie had a stranglehold on me when I was ten. I still say rubles rubles rubles when anybody pirouettes dramatically.
youtu.be/96fetiB5RmQ?...
youtu.be/96fetiB5RmQ?...
Mikhail Baryshnikov dance in White Nights, 1985 film, "Fastidious Horses" song by Vladimir Vysotsky
YouTube video by RETRO THEATRE TV
youtu.be
February 27, 2025 at 1:46 AM
This movie had a stranglehold on me when I was ten. I still say rubles rubles rubles when anybody pirouettes dramatically.
youtu.be/96fetiB5RmQ?...
youtu.be/96fetiB5RmQ?...
I've been collecting MPS/SABA recordings for a while, and finally managed to cross this one off my wantlist. Jazz Quintet + traditional Koto trio = Magic.
February 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
I've been collecting MPS/SABA recordings for a while, and finally managed to cross this one off my wantlist. Jazz Quintet + traditional Koto trio = Magic.
Dr Seuss Midnight Paintings
February 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Dr Seuss Midnight Paintings