rszimm.bsky.social
@rszimm.bsky.social
They’re relying on impressing the people who didn’t take a lot of math in high school, who instead took the taxidermy elective.
December 20, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Reposted
December 20, 2025 at 12:27 AM
They could do it in a miniseries like 24, where each episode is one hour of his presidency.
December 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
People don’t realize more crimes would be unsolved were it not for utter carelessness/stupidity of the criminals. And sometimes luck is on the side of police. Timothy McVeigh was arrested on a car tag violation. The WTC
bombers used a rental van, and their real ID’s.
December 19, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I’m not defending the FBI. You are correct. I’m merely stating something that has been reported. The campus is under heavy surveillance, but where he left, he was no longer on campus. I am not expressing an opinion on level of surveillance.

www.cnn.com/2025/12/18/u...
Brown University has over 1,200 surveillance cameras. Why that wasn’t enough to capture video of the shooting suspect | CNN
CNN spoke to several security experts to better understand the growth of Brown’s surveillance system, why its cameras failed to capture the attack or suspect, and the concerns about privacy and academ...
www.cnn.com
December 19, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Note, not trying to give the FBI credit, but if a shooting was going to happen anywhere, that was the place to do it apparently (and should’ve said one of the oldest buildings, don’t know if it’s THE oldest….that’s according to a news story I read last night).
December 19, 2025 at 12:35 PM
There was a specific lack of cameras in the area where he made his escape. The door he exited from went onto a dark city street, no university cameras, and that building was the oldest on campus with fewest cameras. Anywhere else at Brown and they would’ve had images.
December 19, 2025 at 12:31 PM
It’s for the best. You helping Kate Winslet out of the mountains in Mountain Between Us would’ve required more suspension of disbelief than anybody could muster.
December 19, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Little known fact, the Train song “Meet Virgina” is about Lindsey.
December 19, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Every once in a while I feel a pang of regret that I don’t donate to the U of A.

And then I see something like this and I’m glad I didn’t help buy fucking balloons.
December 19, 2025 at 12:59 AM
‘‘Twas the Night Before Christmas. The one where the nerd mouse fucks up the clock that was built to call Santa.
December 19, 2025 at 12:35 AM
I think I know what you were going for there, and while I would NEVER support such an event, I don’t necessarily NOT support it.
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December 18, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Come on you know his great uncle did that at least once.
December 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Bin Laden was also considering standup comedy for a while.

Too bad he bombed.
December 18, 2025 at 1:21 AM
And the photographer managed to avoid making you look like a decaying former 70’s TV child star that spent the 80’s huffing airplane glue.
December 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
The ONLY thing Duncan ever voted for that was in the best interests of Democrats (and Georgia voters) was one single vote against Trump in 2024. Trust him at your peril unless he does the work to prove otherwise.
December 17, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Also a metaphor for America when we found out a (suspected) dementia patient will be giving a national address tonight.
December 17, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Mr. & Mrs. Smith. The tv series on Amazon.
December 17, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Her taste in men is equal to his taste in socks.

Jesus Christ can we please stop turning the American flag into a clothing line? This is only acceptable during world cups and the Olympics. (Yes I know he represents a fascist regime but everyone already pointed out those bits).
December 17, 2025 at 4:21 AM
You don’t know her, she’s from Canada.

Wait bad example, he’ll want to get her next.
December 17, 2025 at 12:36 AM