It's like watching King Kong and Godzilla have a slap fight.

I was thinking today that Biz Markie and Post Malone should form a rap supergroup called Markie Post, and then it occurred to me that this was just an novel way for me to say that I'm old.

Honestly if you’re looking for a model of positive masculinity, you could do a lot worse than Greg Popovich: extraordinarily accomplished, crusty and prickly on the exterior, but also warm, caring, honorable, and a man who has never taken himself too seriously.

I don't want to die anytime soon, but when it happens, I want to go like the pope went — dissing JD Vance.