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RS Benedict
@rsbenedict.bsky.social
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wrote that essay about superhero dicks * published in the New Haven Independent, New Haven Review, FSF, Fangoria, Blood Knife, Seize the Press, Typebar, Current Affairs * rs-benedict.com * RIP Rite Gud
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Just saw Huesera: The Bone Woman, a Mexican horror movie about how you should be gay and do witchcraft instead of having kids. Hell yeah.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 AM
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the famous Disaster Girl image
November 8, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Sessue Hayakawa ❤️
November 4, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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Photo of an "I voted" sticker showing the Albany NY skyline, a drawing of Nipper, and some tulips.
November 3, 2025 at 2:08 AM
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so just this but with a computer
Screenshot of Family Guy episode. A cop is holding up a series of skin color swatches against Peter Griffin (who is wearing a fez and a vest for some reason while driving). The white skin color swatches are labeled "okay" and the brown and black skin color swatches are labeled "not okay."
October 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
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he does this EVERY TIME I'm in the middle of a difficult boss fight
Harley the cat climbing into my lap and yelling while I try to defeat Trobbio in Silksong
October 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
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I had mixed feelings about Candyland but I do appreciate it opening with one of my favorite 90s alternative songs. youtu.be/BKMcoIWnc04?...
October 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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writer's block
A fluffy black and white cat with big yellow eyes loafing on a notebook while I am trying to write dammit
September 30, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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I am sorry but it it some nonsense that Grazer beat 909. 909 clearly has superior corpulence. This is supposed to be a fat bear contest, not a popularity contest! I am livid.
The magnificently corpulent Bear 909 The insufficiently corpulent Bear 128 Grazer
September 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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Screencap of Mitch Hedberg standup comedy set where he's telling his joke, "I like an escalator, man, cause an escalator can never break. It can only become stairs." But "stairs" is crossed out and hastily replaced with "a fatal funnel."
September 25, 2025 at 4:27 PM
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Women Wearing Shoulder Pads is a wonderfully unhinged animated telenovela. The first two episodes involve a lesbian guinea pig matador and duck cunnilingus. I am hooked.
September 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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Grazer is past her prime imo. But 901 is a hefty newcomer who shows a lot of promise!
September 23, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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two short chapters into this book and I am already extremely angry
War Against All Puerto Ricans: Revolution and Terror in America's Colony. By Nelson A. Denis.
September 19, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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the comment section on this 90s alternative banger is really active today for some reason youtu.be/o9mJ82x_l-E?...
September 11, 2025 at 2:38 AM
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white ninja poking the Democratic Party logo with a stick saying, "C'mon, do something..."
September 8, 2025 at 2:40 PM
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Some literary fiction I've read and enjoyed. Sad boner professor free!
Convenience Store Woman, Sayaka Murata Donna Tartt, The Secret History Remainder, Tom McCarthy Never Let Me Go, Kazuo Ishiguro
September 7, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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not even exaggerating dude the Eat Pray Love lady did the DENNIS system on a cancer patient
from an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia." Demonstrate value Engage physically Nurturing dependence Neglect emotionally Inspire hope Separate entirely
August 29, 2025 at 3:07 AM
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that the only dessert on the menu is a $65 cake that must be ordered 2 days in advance and only comes in Earl Grey flavor is unhinged
Organic desserts. Earl Grey Tea Infused Cake. Slice $7. Whole $65. Made fresh to order with 24-48 hours notice required.
August 26, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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It's pretty weird how TikTok managed to revive the Home Shopping Network and make it hip for youths.
Screenshot of old Home Shopping network ad showing a radar detector caressed by a model with painted nails Screenshot of old QVC ad with two men selling an automatic pasta machine Screenshot of a TikTok captioned "install a radar with me" Blurry screenshot of a TikTok pasta maker ad. The model has long painted fingernails.
August 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
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You could probably bribe me with just a bag of these, no cash necessary.
A bag of Zapp's potato chips, New Orleans kettle style Voodoo flavor
August 22, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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Reskeet with a tweet you still think about
d. @CALLHERDIARA: "I do not support all women. Some of you bitches are very dumb!!!" 2:08 pm - 1/4/21
August 13, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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this flow chart from a recent Max Read sure is something open.substack.com/pub/maxread/...
August 12, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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Heather from Silent Hill 3 asking "Who would even think of doing something so disgusting?"
August 5, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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a picture of that abysmal Jesus art restoration
August 3, 2025 at 4:04 AM
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You've inherited a movie theater, what's your first double feature?

I am absolutely going with a campy 1980s gay slasher sequel double feature
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2: Freddy's Revenge Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
July 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM