Becky Robinson Bates
@rrobin0609.bsky.social
chaotic neutral • funnier in enochian
Cousin: "Oh, are you talking about S&T? I heard Collin talk about it."
Me: "Yeah, I went there. What did you friend say?"
Cousin: "That there's a lot of drinking and dropping out."
Couldn't have summed it up better myself, folks.
Me: "Yeah, I went there. What did you friend say?"
Cousin: "That there's a lot of drinking and dropping out."
Couldn't have summed it up better myself, folks.
December 28, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Cousin: "Oh, are you talking about S&T? I heard Collin talk about it."
Me: "Yeah, I went there. What did you friend say?"
Cousin: "That there's a lot of drinking and dropping out."
Couldn't have summed it up better myself, folks.
Me: "Yeah, I went there. What did you friend say?"
Cousin: "That there's a lot of drinking and dropping out."
Couldn't have summed it up better myself, folks.
"I was in jail, mother"
December 28, 2025 at 12:43 AM
"I was in jail, mother"
"I'm just gonna say 'WOW!'"
"Congratulations is the proper response."
"Is it?"
"Congratulations is the proper response."
"Is it?"
December 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
"I'm just gonna say 'WOW!'"
"Congratulations is the proper response."
"Is it?"
"Congratulations is the proper response."
"Is it?"
"You're weak, Carrie."
December 26, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"You're weak, Carrie."
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The best way to spread World Cup cheer is singing loud for all to hear…⏳
December 22, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The best way to spread World Cup cheer is singing loud for all to hear…⏳
Tonight I completed my first ever non-incline push up in my life. And then I followed it it with a second one! 💪🏻
December 21, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Tonight I completed my first ever non-incline push up in my life. And then I followed it it with a second one! 💪🏻
"YOU'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND AGAIN IF YOU WEAR THAT!"
December 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
"YOU'LL NEVER GET A BOYFRIEND AGAIN IF YOU WEAR THAT!"
Btw, I finally got it 😅
December 19, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Btw, I finally got it 😅
Buying ear plugs to wear at storytime was perhaps the smartest thing I've ever done
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Buying ear plugs to wear at storytime was perhaps the smartest thing I've ever done
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Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
December 13, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Caring is an act of resistance in a system that thrives on indifference.
It's been a few months since anyone asked me questions about something relating to work I did 3.5 years ago so I shouldn't be surprised that it happened today.
Btw, how am I still the second most knowledgeable person about the application at this company? 😂
Btw, how am I still the second most knowledgeable person about the application at this company? 😂
December 9, 2025 at 9:43 PM
It's been a few months since anyone asked me questions about something relating to work I did 3.5 years ago so I shouldn't be surprised that it happened today.
Btw, how am I still the second most knowledgeable person about the application at this company? 😂
Btw, how am I still the second most knowledgeable person about the application at this company? 😂
You know its fucked when the nurse practitioner thanks you for opting into a flu shot for your child.
December 8, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You know its fucked when the nurse practitioner thanks you for opting into a flu shot for your child.
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Can’t be bothered to search it. Has anyone else done FIFA giving Prince Andrew the babysitter of the year award?
December 6, 2025 at 10:08 AM
Can’t be bothered to search it. Has anyone else done FIFA giving Prince Andrew the babysitter of the year award?
Do not message me for help 30 minutes before I log off for a 5.5 day weekend.
Why do people not understand that you don't ask work questions at 4pm on a Friday?
November 25, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Do not message me for help 30 minutes before I log off for a 5.5 day weekend.
This is very important to my lore.
November 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
This is very important to my lore.
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I'm no political scientist or lawyer but I am pretty sure that raping children - and trying to cover it up - is worse than Watergate.
November 12, 2025 at 10:19 PM
I'm no political scientist or lawyer but I am pretty sure that raping children - and trying to cover it up - is worse than Watergate.
Why do people not understand that you don't ask work questions at 4pm on a Friday?
November 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Why do people not understand that you don't ask work questions at 4pm on a Friday?
Love wasting the time of people in health insurance that rejected my medication dosage increase twice. They've been on hold with the pharmacy to do an override for 50 minutes. Imagine if they had just approved it to begin with.
November 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Love wasting the time of people in health insurance that rejected my medication dosage increase twice. They've been on hold with the pharmacy to do an override for 50 minutes. Imagine if they had just approved it to begin with.
I drew 5 a picture of a squid the other night. They insisted on taking it to school so they could show their teacher 😂 whatever gets us out the door with the least amount of fight
November 5, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I drew 5 a picture of a squid the other night. They insisted on taking it to school so they could show their teacher 😂 whatever gets us out the door with the least amount of fight
8 years ago I got asked if I needed help checking in at Missouri Girls State. Today at the kindergarten Halloween party, I got asked if I was 5yo's sister. The kid was stunned when I said I was their mom.
Good problem to have 😂
Good problem to have 😂
October 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
8 years ago I got asked if I needed help checking in at Missouri Girls State. Today at the kindergarten Halloween party, I got asked if I was 5yo's sister. The kid was stunned when I said I was their mom.
Good problem to have 😂
Good problem to have 😂
I made the worst parenting mistake and only bought one set of butterfly wings. Shame me like I deserve.
October 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I made the worst parenting mistake and only bought one set of butterfly wings. Shame me like I deserve.
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We are so close to everything we want if we can just stop tearing each other down
October 28, 2025 at 8:37 AM
We are so close to everything we want if we can just stop tearing each other down
At my doctor's appointment, my PA diagnosed me with a sprained big toe and said "the next four weeks or so, just take it easy".
So there goes hopes of a thanksgiving 10 miler. See, you should never put your hopes and dreams out into the void cause they'll just get crushed.
So there goes hopes of a thanksgiving 10 miler. See, you should never put your hopes and dreams out into the void cause they'll just get crushed.
I already knew I had a fucked up sense of distance cause I say "I only ran a 5k" during my short runs. But I truly knew I was fucked when I thought DURING my run last night 'on thanksgiving I should do the Garmin 15k challenge. But if I do that I should round up to 10 miles.'
October 28, 2025 at 7:09 PM
At my doctor's appointment, my PA diagnosed me with a sprained big toe and said "the next four weeks or so, just take it easy".
So there goes hopes of a thanksgiving 10 miler. See, you should never put your hopes and dreams out into the void cause they'll just get crushed.
So there goes hopes of a thanksgiving 10 miler. See, you should never put your hopes and dreams out into the void cause they'll just get crushed.
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Becky Sauerbrunn: Let Missouri trans girls and women play
Those claiming to be concerned about women's sports should focus on real issues like unequal pay, Missouri Olympian Becky Sauerbrunn writes.
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October 27, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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