Lauren 🦑
rregenerate.bsky.social
Lauren 🦑
@rregenerate.bsky.social
Cactus person 🌄
Life can be so weird. It’s been such a horrible year in so many ways but at the same time, so many good things have happened. I learned to drive again. I conquered my agoraphobia. I fostered two cats.

I am so close to having survived this stupid fucking year.
November 22, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Realizing I can afford fast food again is quickly becoming p r o b l e m a t i c lol
November 21, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Lol I ordered my nephew a toy bow and arrow for Christmas, my sister is gonna kill me.
November 20, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Look I’m trying to not spend a lot of money but I did order some stickers because they made my inner child happy.
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Oh what do you know it’s almost like everyone who told me I was freaking out over nothing yesterday was right and I knew that but my nervous system is a rogue agent who hates me 🙃
November 18, 2025 at 6:17 PM
I ordered wingstop because I’m sad :(
November 17, 2025 at 9:45 PM
0/10 Monday.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
First panic attack of the new job, hooray.
November 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Help I’ve developed a hyperfixation with fountain pens I can’t afford.
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Panic googling “how to be less awkward on business calls” lol
October 29, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It took me over half a year of living alone to realize that no one can stop me from smoking a joint in my bathroom if I want to. The freedom.
October 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
You guys I officially have executive decision making powers over my phone plan for the first time in my fucking life ☺️
October 26, 2025 at 7:26 PM
God my first paycheck. Got to pay for my own groceries for the first time in years without having to ask anyone for money. Life is good today 😭❤️
October 24, 2025 at 6:35 PM
You know when you feel like you’re gonna freak out
October 9, 2025 at 10:51 PM
A modicum of progress was made today in that I finally unfriended my ex wife on Steam, a platform we rarely communicated on and barely use.
October 5, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Hahahahaha things are finally looking up
September 26, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Happy sobbing because I finally officially received an employment offer 😭😭
September 18, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I’m at the phase in my life where I proudly email my therapist about how well I did at my job interview today and I’m ok with that.
September 2, 2025 at 10:55 PM
It’s raining, I have windows leaking on both floors of my house, and my ex is ignoring my texts about it because I guess she thinks this isn’t also her fucking problem.
a sign that says i hate it here in yellow letters
ALT: a sign that says i hate it here in yellow letters
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August 26, 2025 at 3:26 AM
Slowly losing my mind because I’m still not employed and my ex will barely speak to me and I’m gonna lose my health insurance and the HSA account is empty and the house it going to need so many repairs before I sell it and and and
August 21, 2025 at 9:34 PM
If the unisom tablet I just took doesn’t knock me out before 4 AM I am rioting
August 16, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Obsessed with the fact that I look like shit so often that Face ID doesn’t recognize me with makeup on.
August 15, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I think I’m gonna cut my hair. Like right now. In my bathroom by myself 🙃
August 15, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I wonder if she’s ever homesick for the life we had together.
August 3, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Tomorrow morning I’m doing the 2nd round interview (again!) for the job I’ve been trying to get since May. Please send me good vibes. My divorce is final in like a month and I. Need. A. Job.
July 30, 2025 at 1:53 AM