apartment lighting of this caliber is a dangerous thing for a man like me to possess……..

but for now, all i can say is that i have an extreeeeemely well-rounded collection in store for you 🫵

positively bursting at the *seams* with all that i need to catch you up on here……..

well……i got it*!

(*the bonus email address required to belatedly get in on the bustling Bluesky Alt Scene 😈)