I’ve got a growing collection of vendor quotes at work that all end with the same line: “TARIFF SURCHARGE”. Trump clearly said that China will be paying these, not us. Do you know what consulate I should visit to collect the money? Is it any of them, or is there a specific one?

“It’s a metaphor.”

Let’s not start the new year by harping on the negative. Why not celebrate the fact that they finally hit a target?

Also the case in Guam, by the way.

No _Friends_ re-runs on infinite 24-hour repeat for you!