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Roy #EatTheRich Pardee 🇺🇸
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Visionary. Patriot. Family man. Data Wrangler extraordinaire. And so modest! Animal lover. Antifascist. Democracy enthusiast.

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@skinnylatte relevant Idiocracy screenshot:
Screenshot from the movie Idiocracy showing the front of a fast food restaurant Pollo Borracho, with sign reading "ADULT CHICKEN: Bucket of Wings With 'Full Release'"
January 27, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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May we all achieve this level of relaxation.

#dogsofmastodon
Eowyn the pit/boxer mix resting her head on a towel as she lazes on the loveseat.
January 26, 2026 at 3:12 PM
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@gottalaff.bsky.social It's definitely annoying. Here's what I see
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January 20, 2026 at 11:45 PM
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trump declaring tariffs on any country not kissing his ass
January 17, 2026 at 10:59 PM
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Looks like the wrong guy just figured out how to use local DNS.

#homeserver #clownpenisdotfart
Screenshot of my local DNS records, which includes the fake domain clownpenis.fart (pointing to an internal IP address)
January 17, 2026 at 7:47 PM
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In the meantime...
Baby Insanity Wolf (wolf cub howling) meme with text "Reduces federal witholding to bare minimum"
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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LOL--taking the online portion of a CPR class & my (lifeguard) daughter sent me this here.
Mock infographic w/fake steps for performing CPR: 1. Blame Someone 2. Check to see if nipples are hard 3. Kiss sensually 4. Apply Capri-sun straw to neck 5. Use hand to reharden nipples 6. Picture life together
January 6, 2026 at 3:36 AM
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MERRY NEW YEAR!
January 2, 2026 at 4:14 AM
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Sun was hitting these trees just right on this morning's dog walk.

#silentfsunday #Mosstodon #pnw
Gnarly moss-covered trees in the wan winter sunlight.
December 29, 2025 at 1:05 AM
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Eowyn has no worries.
Eowyn the pit/boxer mix snuggled on the couch hugging a pillow.
December 28, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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OMG #theonion is absolutely rising to the challenge of satirizing even this surreally corrupt administration.
Photo of a paper edition of _the Onion_ newspaper showing an article headlined "DOJ Releases Jeffrey Epstein Fragrance"
December 22, 2025 at 5:55 PM
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It's a very #lloth #christmas in the Pardee household.
A decorated Christmas tree with a very large fake furry spider attached.
December 7, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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Bless The Maker and His water. Bless the coming and going of him.

#dune #shaihulud
screenshot of an e-mail from Enterprise Development Security Ops with subject "Temporary adjustment to NPM Registry access to Protect Against Shai-Hulud"
December 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Uh yeah--f*ck that.
E-mail from LinkedIn listing "Top job picks for you" the first entry of which reads "FBI Special Agent: Data Science & Intelligence Expertise".
December 1, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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My custom hat came from etsy today--I think it came out pretty good!

#AntiFascist
November 15, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Well this is inconvenient.

#powershell
WARNING: The command 'Send-MailMessage' is obsolete. This cmdlet does not guarantee secure connections to SMTP servers. While there is no immediate replacement available in PowerShell, we recommend you do not use Send-MailMessage at this time. See https://aka.ms/SendMailMessage for more information.
November 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
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Leftover Halloween candy to Roy:
Stacked images from the movie Watchment, wherein character Rorschach informs his fellow prisoners "I'm not locked in here with you--you're locked in here with me."
November 4, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Saw these funky tall mushrooms in my neighborhood today.
Two 6-to-8-inch tall dirty grey mushrooms with relatively small caps.
November 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
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LOL

#trump #epstein #timepedophiles #theonion
photo of the Oct-Nov print issue of theOnion w/feature story headlined "Trump Denies Writing 36-Volume Comic Titled 'Don And Jeff: Time Pedophiles'"
October 27, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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From my playing around with #inkscape. I wonder what it would cost to get this embroidered on a ball cap...

#antifascism
White outline of text that says "Proud Unpaid Anti-Fascist" over top of a solidarity fist.
October 26, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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New zoom background just dropped.

#operationinflation #nokings
self-portrait of the artist in an inflatable axolotl costume
October 15, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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Ain't this the truth?

source: https://counter.social/web/statuses/115378489513847084
Three side-by-side pictures of Trump, Netanyahu & Putin, over the caption "It's in credible how many of our global issues have been caused by three white men in their 70s clinging to power to avoid prison."
October 15, 2025 at 2:07 PM
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Okay this is frankly insulting.
Screenshot of an e-mail purporting to be from Chase Alerts informing me of troubles with my credit card usage. But the from: address is a hotmail address.
September 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
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Snuggly boi.

#dogsofmastodon #nandortherelentless
My pit/lab mix Nandor the Relentless snuggled up in a blanket on the couch.
September 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM