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idiot. one time documentary subject. Red River Métis. he/him. Free Palestine.
i regret to inform the chat the facebook ads have got the juice.
May 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
i can posts this with iykyk and chicago popes gonna k before most of you.
May 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
idk if anyone remembers my posts about dealing with my father’s trash hoard after he passed, but today is his birthday, and i’m about to remove the last item from his house. just this couch and i’m done.

4 years, 9 30ft dumpsters, $30k in expenses. happy birthday you old bastard.
April 29, 2025 at 9:30 PM
hell yeah brother
April 29, 2025 at 1:42 PM
people planning to vote poillievre tonight, have you considered not?
April 28, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Sleep Token: *holds the snare back 1/16*

New Fans to the Genre (who i am so thankful for btw):
March 28, 2025 at 8:21 PM
just killed a whole box of kleenex
March 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
whoever gets the most d*ath thr*ats any given day gets to sign out the kid.
March 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
this is the best day of my life.
March 16, 2025 at 4:49 PM
haters will say its not whimsical
March 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Them: you can’t just fluoresce with gradient colours so vivid god would take pause and gaze favourably upon their creation.

My anemone:
February 21, 2025 at 12:15 AM
all i wanna do is
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*gunshot*
*cash register noise*
is dead name the gulf
February 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
[vampire twitter]

Coven Mother: we’re not going out to feed, we have people at home.

The people we have at home:
February 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Young me: i cant wait to see what we do with technology in the future.

What we do with technology in the future:
February 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
how i sleep at night knowing that last scathing dunk of mine (that about 9000 other people had already made) ended the tariffs.
February 4, 2025 at 4:38 PM
February 3, 2025 at 9:57 PM
every politician should have to give up access to their wealth and just live on the median income of their constituents the entire time they are in office.
February 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
LOOK HOW THEY MASSACRED MY BOY
February 2, 2025 at 3:41 AM
look at my revolution dawg we’re gonna lose our healthcare
January 30, 2025 at 5:55 PM
in the words of my father: okie dokie.
January 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
melania stole my boy’s look.
January 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
went here just to make sure none of them had heard of you.
January 19, 2025 at 12:51 AM
showed his ass
January 16, 2025 at 1:07 AM
never noticed the sinister grin on my cat’s face the day he convinced me to bring him home from the shelter.
January 16, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Oh to be an electric blue hermit crab foraging for bits of krill. no thoughts. only claw fashion.
January 12, 2025 at 9:36 PM