Roy Crisman
@roymeo.bsky.social
I used to love you;
back when you wrote poetry.
back when you wrote poetry.
It's already time for #NoTylenolTuesday in UTC. Get started jumping at the shadows of autism right now!
November 25, 2025 at 3:05 AM
It's already time for #NoTylenolTuesday in UTC. Get started jumping at the shadows of autism right now!
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. You must admit that if you're looking for an exotic, one-of-a-kind honeymoon vacation, it's going to be hard to beat "Pedo Rape Island Resort".
November 20, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. You must admit that if you're looking for an exotic, one-of-a-kind honeymoon vacation, it's going to be hard to beat "Pedo Rape Island Resort".
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. With prices out of control, killing affordability, we declare war against these Biden/Obama tariffs that are destroying affordability!
November 15, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. With prices out of control, killing affordability, we declare war against these Biden/Obama tariffs that are destroying affordability!
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We would like to remind you we've always been silent and ambivalent about file releases in the case where one INNOCENT person could be falsely accused.
November 14, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We would like to remind you we've always been silent and ambivalent about file releases in the case where one INNOCENT person could be falsely accused.
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Ha, ha, they bought the 'clean CR' line. Good job Team Talking Points!
November 13, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Ha, ha, they bought the 'clean CR' line. Good job Team Talking Points!
Take the #NoTylenolTuesdays pledge: "I won't take Tylenol. I won't take Tylenol. I will not be distracted. Not today, Satan or Tylenol's maker. I just won't take it."
November 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Take the #NoTylenolTuesdays pledge: "I won't take Tylenol. I won't take Tylenol. I will not be distracted. Not today, Satan or Tylenol's maker. I just won't take it."
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We're lowering the cost of weight loss 'pills' by applying 'tariffs' and 'inflation' to help you buy less food.
November 7, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We're lowering the cost of weight loss 'pills' by applying 'tariffs' and 'inflation' to help you buy less food.
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Nothing to report today, nothing happened at all.
November 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Nothing to report today, nothing happened at all.
Also, don't take tart cherries if you are pregnant. #NoTylenolTuesday
November 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Also, don't take tart cherries if you are pregnant. #NoTylenolTuesday
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November 2, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Hope you remembered to not get pregnant and take Tylenol today #NoTylenolTuesday
October 29, 2025 at 1:11 AM
Hope you remembered to not get pregnant and take Tylenol today #NoTylenolTuesday
"It's a feature, not a scam!"
October 28, 2025 at 4:42 PM
"It's a feature, not a scam!"
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We don't need permission to tear down, destroy, or demolish. Concept of a plan coming in just two weeks for FILL-IN-THE-BLANK.
October 23, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We don't need permission to tear down, destroy, or demolish. Concept of a plan coming in just two weeks for FILL-IN-THE-BLANK.
Hope you and yours were able to celebrate #NoTylenolTuesday with all the solemnity and dedication this totally not weird holiday deserves.
October 22, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Hope you and yours were able to celebrate #NoTylenolTuesday with all the solemnity and dedication this totally not weird holiday deserves.
Problem
I heard of a man
who says words so braggadocios
That if he only pays them off
women want their pussies grabbed by him.
If I am dumb beside your body
while our democracy is dismantled by chuckle-fucks
it is because they heard a man
tell them their mediocrity was someone else's fault.
I heard of a man
who says words so braggadocios
That if he only pays them off
women want their pussies grabbed by him.
If I am dumb beside your body
while our democracy is dismantled by chuckle-fucks
it is because they heard a man
tell them their mediocrity was someone else's fault.
October 18, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Problem
I heard of a man
who says words so braggadocios
That if he only pays them off
women want their pussies grabbed by him.
If I am dumb beside your body
while our democracy is dismantled by chuckle-fucks
it is because they heard a man
tell them their mediocrity was someone else's fault.
I heard of a man
who says words so braggadocios
That if he only pays them off
women want their pussies grabbed by him.
If I am dumb beside your body
while our democracy is dismantled by chuckle-fucks
it is because they heard a man
tell them their mediocrity was someone else's fault.
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We "project" that John Bolton will be found guilty of storing classified/top secret documents in his bathroom. Such an American shame!
October 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We "project" that John Bolton will be found guilty of storing classified/top secret documents in his bathroom. Such an American shame!
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We're rebranding the DeptOfWar again now it's War Depot. Come on down for bargains! Declare war on anything or any boat today! It's war if we say so.
October 16, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. We're rebranding the DeptOfWar again now it's War Depot. Come on down for bargains! Declare war on anything or any boat today! It's war if we say so.
The president said it eleventy-six times because it's so important people! So here's your message on No Tylenol Tuesday: don't take Tylenol! #NoTylenolTuesday
October 14, 2025 at 8:28 PM
The president said it eleventy-six times because it's so important people! So here's your message on No Tylenol Tuesday: don't take Tylenol! #NoTylenolTuesday
TOODAY'S NEWS FLASH: Inaugural "No Tylenol Tuesday" reminding you that the most important thing for you to know is to not take Tylenol.
October 8, 2025 at 2:20 AM
TOODAY'S NEWS FLASH: Inaugural "No Tylenol Tuesday" reminding you that the most important thing for you to know is to not take Tylenol.
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. If you don't capitulate soon, we're going to have to do some totally arbitrary, optional things that you're forcing us to say is unavoidable.
October 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. If you don't capitulate soon, we're going to have to do some totally arbitrary, optional things that you're forcing us to say is unavoidable.
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Look at all the money we're saving! We can increase drug tariffs further to lower drug prices now!
October 2, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Look at all the money we're saving! We can increase drug tariffs further to lower drug prices now!
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. If you wanted to negotiate and make a deal to save our country you would have capitulated!
September 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. If you wanted to negotiate and make a deal to save our country you would have capitulated!
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Drug prices are coming down by 5 Billion Percent! Except for Tylenol. Since Tylenol causes autism, we'll treat them like cigarettes and tax them up.
September 23, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Drug prices are coming down by 5 Billion Percent! Except for Tylenol. Since Tylenol causes autism, we'll treat them like cigarettes and tax them up.
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Remember folks: Autism is caused by pregnant women taking Tylenol, cleaning with Fabuloso, or cooking w/aluminum pans, ANYTHING but old men fathering kids.
September 10, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Remember folks: Autism is caused by pregnant women taking Tylenol, cleaning with Fabuloso, or cooking w/aluminum pans, ANYTHING but old men fathering kids.
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Not only an FBI informant, but the first, only, and best FBI informant that was not pressured or guilty of any crimes! -1500% crimes they said!
September 6, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Today's News: The President and his spokespeople issued several statements of pure hyperbole that you shouldn't waste your time thinking about. Not only an FBI informant, but the first, only, and best FBI informant that was not pressured or guilty of any crimes! -1500% crimes they said!