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Roy Huerto
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75-year-old progressive. 🚫MAGA,🚫troglodyte,🚫DM,🚫crypto,🚫Elon,🚫Illuminati. Life is short but the years are long. Baál is Lord. If you want me to follow back, you need posts and followers. Otherwise it’s the Cornfield for you.
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Trump scolds Colorado Governor Polis for keeping ‘elderly woman’ Tina Peters in jail. Story by Washington Examiner, link in first comment.
Trump scolds Colorado Governor Polis for keeping ‘elderly woman’ Tina Peters in jail. Story by Washington Examiner, link below and in first comment. https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/trump-scolds-colorado-gov-polis-for-keeping-elderly-woman-tina-peters-in-jail/ar-AA1RHe0U
December 7, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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“New York man suffers 3rd-degree Spaghettio burns after traveling to Wyoming to “survive in the wild”…

…he determined the manliest way to cook it was to shove the whole can directly into the fire.“
New York man suffers 3rd-degree Spaghettio burns after traveling to Wyoming to “survive in the wild” A man from New York City decided he was finally man enough to “be a man,” put down the beard conditioner, and head west to Wyoming to become a survivalist. He pulled his camper into a local campground late in the afternoon, exhausted and starving from the long drive. Ready to embrace wilderness living, he dug through his survival pack, grabbed a can of Spaghettios, and determined the manliest way to cook it was to shove the whole can directly into the fire. He set up his camp chair, grabbed his acoustic guitar and matcha, and began strumming what witnesses later described as “a hate crime against music.” That’s when he heard a faint, high-pitched whistle from the campfire. Curious, he leaned in for a closer look, right as the can detonated like a miniature Hiroshima. His face was instantly coated in molten Spaghettio sauce and those iconic, cool little circle noodles. EMS described the burn pattern as “shockingly accurate branding.” He was rushed to the hospital, where he is currently recovering and allegedly “still picking noodles out of his eyebrows.” Despite the incident, the man says he plans to try again once healed this time with a bigger cabin, better insurance, and only fake fire pits. Casper Planet is a known satire site. Casper Planet, Facebook
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
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Nations accused of starting World War I.
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Nations accused of starting World War I. A world map shows Germany and Australia highlighted in red. Terrible Maps, Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1DN9bGDSUs/
November 29, 2025 at 2:33 PM
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Minnesota Department of Propaganda
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Wikipedia Kashyap Pramod Patel (born February 25, 1980) is an American lawyer serving since 2025 as the director of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. Patel also served as acting director of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives from February to April 2025. The difference is this portrait is drawn with crayon, and Mr Patel has huge, bulging eyes. Minnesota Department of Propaganda https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17CL945jSi/
November 27, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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Cyborg Mark Zuckerberg says, “The more data I absorb the more human I become.” Facebook, Cursed AI, Lighthous3 AI
Resistance is futile.
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Cyborg Mark Zuckerberg says, “The more data I absorb the more human I become.” Facebook, Cursed AI, Lighthous3 AI Resistance is futile. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BvQNuAvv3/
November 23, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Crazed AI on Facebook, Anonymous Participant
AI of Trump in a superhero uniform, “I stopped 5 out of 8 wars. What can y'all offer me in return?! 🍌” He’s yuge in orange tights with a yellow “T” on the chest and a yellow Speedo. He’s walking through a battlefield with tanks and fighter jets and stuff on fire. By Crazed AI, Anonymous Participant. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19SfxCSTtv/
November 23, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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Not sure what’s cooler: that it’s a single cab or that it has a stick. trib.al/aPcOE4B
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You can buy a single-cab Chevy Silverado with a stick shift and 1,000 hp. ( photo and link to article ) Not sure what’s cooler: that it’s a single cab or that it has a stick. https://trib.al/aPcOE4B
November 22, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Not the hero we asked for.

“I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. The man I supported and helped get elected.”

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Not the hero we asked for. “I am now being contacted by private security firms with warnings for my safety as a hot bed of threats against me are being fueled and egged on by the most powerful man in the world. The man I supported and helped get elected. Aggressive rhetoric attacking me has historically led to death threats and multiple convictions of men who were radicalized by the same type rhetoric being directed at me right now. This time by the President of the United States. As a woman I take threats from men seriously. I now have a small understanding of the fear and pressure the women, who are victims of Jeffrey Epstein and his cabal, must feel. As a Republican, who overwhelmingly votes for President Trump's bills and agenda, his aggression against me which also fuels the venomous nature of his radical internet trolls (many of whom are paid), this is completely shocking to everyone. My phone is blowing up with constant amazing support. I'm so thankful! The Political Industrial Complex and the toxic violent nature of American politics must end. Our country is worth saving and it can only be done if we pull together and save ourselves. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/18uWUbLo5S/
November 15, 2025 at 10:13 PM
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The State of Obesity in North America (2021)
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The State of Obesity in North America (2021) Terrible Maps Facebook Post Featuring the “Gulf of Obesity” and a large, very obese area to the east of Georgia, South Carolina, and Florida. The United States and Mexico appear very obese, while Canada, with the exception of its northern provinces, is much less so. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1CQUdJPRxA/
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Woman arrested after totaling man's car in front of deputies in road rage incident. by WPEC
Tue, November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM
See alt text for story, but look at the expression on her face. Nice mug shot.
Woman arrested after totaling man's car in front of deputies in road rage incident. by WPEC Tue, November 4, 2025 at 12:08 PM Brenda Burton was placed under arrest after she allegedly totaled a man's car in an alleged road rage incident. WEST PALM BEACH, Fla. (WPEC) – A roadside standoff turned violent when one driver grabbed a bat — and the other fought back with her bumper. Brenda Burton was placed under arrest after she allegedly totaled a man's car in an alleged road rage incident. Deputies with the Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office said they responded after receiving reports of vandalism. When they arrived on scene, a black sedan was stopped in the middle of traffic. That’s when Burton began laying on the horn. The driver in the stalled car stepped out of his vehicle with a baseball bat and struck the driver’s side door of Burton’s car. Deputies then watched as Burton drove around in front of the man's vehicle and reversed into it, totaling his car. When speaking with law enforcement, Burton reportedly said she had reversed into the man's car to disable it - a skill she said she had picked up in a defensive driving course. Deputies arrested Burton for a count of criminal mischief over $1,000. https://news4sanantonio.com/news/nation-world/woman-arrested-after-totaling-mans-car-in-front-of-deputies-in-road-rage-incident-west-palm-beach-florida-baseball-bat-defensive-driving
November 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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From Crazed AI Anonymous Participant in Facebook
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The image shows a satire movie poster for “My Best Friend’s Girl”, which is supposed to be “Crude, lewd, rude and very very very very funny.” Actors are Charlie Kirk, Erika Kirk, J.D.Vance, and Donald Trump. Charlie is portrayed as an angel with a halo. From Crazed AI Anonymous Participant in Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/p/17VAFRe1Yh/
November 4, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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This image is on multiple sites. I have no idea who the originator is, but it is not AI. There’s a patio table, a potted plant, a bowl of cigarettes, and a note that says, “Please only one cig per kid. (Don’t take lighter.)” Happily Halloween! Google Image link, https://share.google/ReRm4pkppSSx1W4HQ
October 25, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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What Europe thinks of USA. Crazed AI www.facebook.com/share/p/1BcK...
What Europe thinks of USA. Yellow: countries that don’t believe U.S. exists. (Southern and Western Europe) Green: countries that believe U.S. is a reality show. (Northern Europe and Russia) Red: countries that are laughing about U.S. (Eentral and Eastern Europe) https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1BcKMAdgv4/
October 20, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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The South Dakota Department of Propaganda
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Jesus carries a dishwasher along in front of a crowd and hostile Roman soldiers. A.D. 33. The South Dakota Department of Propaganda is a known parody site. The South Dakota Department of Propaganda https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1HtSYHDTGg/
October 20, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Mount Meeker and Long's Peak, Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado, as seen from Riveredge Park, Loveland, Colorado.
Mount Meeker and Long's Peak, Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado, as seen from Riveredge Park, Loveland, Colorado. Mount Meeker and Long's Peak, Rocky Mountain National Park, Colorado, as seen from Riveredge Park, Loveland, Colorado. Bonus autumn foliage and its reflection in a pond.
October 19, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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Wyoming Woman Claims to Be Pregnant With Bigfoot’s Baby, Says She Has the Receipts to Prove It. Full Casper Planet article in alt text. Casper Planet is, as always, a satire outlet.

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Wyoming Woman Claims to Be Pregnant With Bigfoot’s Baby, Says She Has the Receipts to Prove It CASPER, WY - A Wyoming woman has gone viral this week after claiming she’s pregnant with Bigfoot’s baby and insists she has the receipts to prove it. According to her Facebook post, the woman says she met the elusive forest dweller “near Alcova Lake during a full moon” while searching for her missing flip-flop. She says things “got romantic fast,” describing Bigfoot as “tall, hairy, and emotionally unavailable, like most of my exes.” Skeptics online were quick to call her bluff, until she uploaded several blurry photos, a Walmart receipt for a pregnancy test, and what she calls “a paternity test kit I’m waiting on results for.” The receipt, dated two days after a local Bigfoot sighting, lists “one 12-pack of beef jerky” and “a pair of XXL boxers,” which she claims were for the father. Officials with Wyoming Conservation Services have declined to comment, though one biologist admitted off record that “if it’s true, that baby’s gonna need a heck of a car seat.” The woman says she plans to name the baby “Harry,” and is currently seeking sponsorship from “anyone with a minivan and a sense of adventure.” Casper Planet News: Where the truth gets a little fuzzy https://www.facebook.com/share/1JBiY7Rvnk/
October 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
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Weekly Works News Facebook
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"Only a fool leaves a man with nothing to live for but revenge, a mistake you won't make twice and I won't make a fourth time" Sparrow swore. Joe Saddler in Tortuga #jacksparrow #pirates #carribean #venezuela #bombs #coast #blackpearl #captainjack #johnnydepp Weekly World News Facebook https://www.facebook.com/share/17DUrqbqR5/
October 15, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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It’s a bust of Jesus Christ as Ian Anderson embracing a bust of Charlie Kirk in the schmaltz style, by Timothy Schmalz, a Canadian who does Catholic themed sculptures. See alt text for further comment.

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NEW: A sculpture is set to arrive at Ave Maria University, honoring the late conservative activist Charlie Kirk. The piece, designed by Canadian artist Timothy Schmalz, is expected to become part of the university’s permanent art collection early next year. It’s a bust of Jesus Christ as Ian Anderson embracing a bust of Charlie Kirk in the schmaltz style, by Timothy Schmalz, a Canadian who does Catholic themed sculptures. I showed this to my wife and the reaction was 🤮 (puke emoji). This piece crosses over the line from schmaltz into kitsch, but not ironic, self-aware kitsch. I took a couple of history of art and literary criticism courses in college, which makes me an expert. This is like Kinkade, if Kinkade had done passion pieces. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/1AvPESUK6Z/
October 14, 2025 at 11:29 PM
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Casper Planet - Facebook satire
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Windmill Blade Flies 47 Miles Like a Helicopter During Wyoming Wind Event CASPER, WY - Residents near Glenrock are still scratching their heads after a wind turbine’s top housing unit and blades detached during last week’s powerful windstorm, then reportedly flew 47 miles across the Wyoming plains “like a giant helicopter” before gently crash-landing in a hay field. According to witnesses, the massive assembly lifted off the tower “spinning like a UFO” before achieving what one rancher described as “the most majestic unauthorized flight since the Wright brothers.” Wyoming Conservation Services arrived on scene shortly after the landing and confirmed no injuries occurred, though one cow allegedly fainted from shock. Engineers are baffled but impressed. “Normally, these things just snap and crash,” said turbine technician Dale McKinney. “This one achieved sustained flight. If we can figure out how it did that, Wyoming might have just invented wind-powered air travel.” The farmer who discovered the landed turbine says he plans to keep it as a lawn ornament until someone comes to claim it. “It’s already more reliable than my truck,” he said. Officials have yet to determine whether the incident will be classified as a mechanical failure, a miracle of aerodynamics, or an unregistered aircraft. Casper Planet is a known satire site.
October 13, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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I don't like country music, but I don't mean to denigrate those who do. And for the people who like country music, denigrate means 'put down'. Bob Newhart https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/bob_newhart_392689
October 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Stephen Miller meme generator. Enjoy.
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October 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Out-of-Staters Hav So Far Mistakenly Harvested Horses, Cows, and Llamas in Wyoming CASPER, WY - Wyoming Conservation Services released a statement this week after several out-of-state hunters “accidentally harvested” a growing list of non-game animals across the state this season. Officials are calling it “the most confused hunting season in modern history.” Among the more notable incidents were: • Three horses tagged as “free-range elk” near Dubois. • Two dairy cows processed in a field dressing video titled ‘Public Land Beef.’ • A llama proudly reported as a “rare long-necked mountain goat.” • A family dog brought into a check station “for measurements.” • One active beehive listed on a harvest card as “swarming quail.” • And a Roomba, reportedly “moving fast through sagebrush” and “acting territorial.” Wyoming Conservation officers say while it’s easy to confuse species for newcomers, “anything wearing a bell, standing in a pasture, or plugged into a wall outlet is not legal game.” Officials urge hunters to review local regulations before the season continues, noting that “you don’t get bonus points for creative identification.” Casper Planet is a known satire site. https://www.facebook.com/share/1CsezVffe4/
October 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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Los gringos enojados porque BadBunny cantará en español en el SuperBowl y no le van a entender, si supieran que nosotros tampoco. https://www.facebook.com/share/p/175692EexE/
October 5, 2025 at 9:32 PM
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Carina, blue check, Twitter/X “Heroic pit bull swims five miles out to sea to bite Kristi Noel.” https://www.facebook.com/share/1EKFZQwym2/
October 5, 2025 at 3:47 PM
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James Schlarmann post on Facebook, “Him’s mad.”
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James Schlarmann post on Facebook, “Him’s mad.” Fox News channel: “Trump: ‘Antifa is very dangerous. It says right in their name they against me and my regime!’” https://www.facebook.com/share/p/19j63L49FQ/
October 4, 2025 at 2:21 PM