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our economy currently rest on this little box beneath YouTube videos being worth a trillion dollars
a thumbnail for a YouTube video titled "One Homer Simpson scene for each Disco Elysium skill check" beneath it is an ai-generated summary that reads "this video cleverly matches a homer Simpson scene to each Disco Elysium skill. expect unexpected pairings and humorous juxtapositions. prepare for a whirlwind tour of classic Simpsons moments"
November 28, 2025 at 5:06 PM
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Post something random or you’ll have an awful December.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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Went from "That's a nice looking edition of Dune" to "oh god no" in less than a second
A nice, brown edition of Frank Herbert's Dune with gold embossing. The center of the cover reads, "series introduction by Neil Gaiman"
November 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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The Year of Luigi, featuring the original 8-bit Luigi sprite surrounded by golden laurels
November 25, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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An opportunity presents itself
Photo of a bright pink hot air balloon against a blue sky. The balloon has a pig face with big, cartoon eyes. It also has pig feet, as well as wings and signage on the side that reads "when pigs fly" with wings on the text Text next to the photo reads "Hot Air Balloon for Sale, $42,500. The World’s Largest Flying Pig is for sale – Pig Pilot Retiring! Ham-Let is a 2002 Aerostar S-60S. Classic Limited Stretch Basket with Two 20 Galloon Lay-Down Stainless Steel tanks, Heater Tapes, Tank Covers, and the HP30 Zone Five Dual Burners with Glow Burner. Two Honda Inflator Fans, 8HP and 5HP. All Tether and Tie-Off Ropes, Three-Ring Circus Quick Release. Dual-Axle Cherokee Trailer with Barn Doors and Side Door. 13' X 7' X 7' High. Dual shelving in the front, includes stand-up helium tank. Full, Fresh Annual May, 2025, at 475 hours. Available for pick-up last day of Balloon Fiesta. Come Crew and Learn the System $42,500 Doug Gantt [hidden information] [hidden information]" The flying pig hot air balloon is listed as in "Used - like new" condition
November 4, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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In 2008 housing construction fell off a cliff. Since then we've added 7 million houses to satisfy a population growth of 40 million. The NIMBYs got what they wanted, less housing built, and prices have been skyrocketing
October 26, 2025 at 4:16 PM
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If one looks at the new housing starts over the last two decades, it's easy to see that the NIMBYs have gotten their way. We only built 7 million houses, but the population went up by 40 million
October 26, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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good news I went outside
me in a backyard. I'm waiting brown tinted aviators and a button down shirt sleeve with two-headed cows on it. there are three toilets with plants in them behind me
October 24, 2025 at 10:10 PM
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just look at this shit
Favorability ratings of Democrats Gavin Newsom: 36% somewhat favorable, 24% never heard of, 40% disapprove AOC: 34% approve, 24% never heard of, 41%
October 24, 2025 at 5:01 PM
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what do you think the post office needs this for
A giant grey field office vehicle with a blue stripe running the lower length of the vehicle. It is massive, the same type of vehicle that cops might use as a mobile crime lab. On the side is lettering reading, "United States Postal Inspection Vehicle"
October 24, 2025 at 2:20 AM
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How's evening feeling on the Lynch scale today?
Six images of David Lynch are lined up in 3 rows each 1. Lynch holding his face in his palms while light hits the back of his head 2. Lynch holding his face in his palm while also holding a Coca-Cola 3. Lynch holding his face in his palm. A small woman's face in is view in the corner 4. Lynch holding his face with his thumb as his palm is outstretched while holding a cigarette 5. Lynch holding his face in his palm while sitting at a desk 6. Full body shot of Lynch sitting in a chair while holding his face in his palm
October 22, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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when you're asked about your nazi tattoo on a podcast
October 21, 2025 at 3:05 PM
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which one of you left your car parked here
a Subaru Crosstrek parked in the forest. There is a sticker on the back that reads "Boobaru" except the Os are boobs. The license plate also reads Boobaru
October 19, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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On the one hand I appreciate that the city is building infrastructure and services for people, on the other a dog park right next to a highway fucking sucks
The sun is setting over cars driving down I-40 in Albuquerque. A path leads down from the viewer to a dog park next to the highway. A 3 foot concrete barrier separates the highway from the park
October 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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Homer Simpson being offered a wooden stake and mallet while rhetirically ruminating, "Kill my boss? Do I dare live out the American dream?"
October 16, 2025 at 3:42 PM
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Reading about all the recent AI news
An image of Ned Stark from Game of Thrones, clutching a sword against a black background. Text overlaid reads, "Brace yourself, winter is coming"
August 11, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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the tewa
a pixel art rendering of an adobe style motor lodge that has been weather. A sign behind the building reads "Tewa Lodge" with an arrow pointing right
August 3, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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congrats to these two, weird thing to have an interview about tho
youutube thumbnail showing david corenswet and james gunn in front of a Superman promotional poster. The headline reads, "Superman's David Corenswet and James Gunn on being a nerd and getting hung"
July 14, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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working to replace the handlebars on my bike with some bullhorns
a black and gold bicycle with bullhorn handlebars. the handlebars have yet to be wrapped
June 24, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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today's garage sale find
a green alien inside a clear plastic tube rests against a book shelf
June 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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okay now I absolutely think the cops did the assassination
"No Kings" flyers found in Minnesota shooting suspect's car, according to officials Picture Inset: A stack of white printer paper on which No Kings is prominently written on a few. The rest appear to be blank
June 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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Oh my bad support for abortion is actually at 85%
"Support for legalizing abortion under any circumstance is the highest it has been in decades" Question: "Do you think abortion should be" Then a graph showing support for various forms of abortion Legal in only a few circumstances: 35% Legal under any circumstance: 36% Legal in most circumstances: 15% Illegal in all circumstances: 12% Note: The latest CNN poll was conducted by SSRS online or by phone from May 5-26 among a random national sample of 2,539 US adults drawn from an address-based sample or through random digit dialing. Data is charted by poll start dates. Percentages may not add to 100 due to rounding. Respondents who selected "No opinion" or did not answer the question are not shown. Sources: CNN/SSRS (May 2025), Gallup (2017-2024), CNN/ORC (2006-2016), Gallup/CNN/USA Today (all other polls) Graphic: Annette Choi, CNN
June 1, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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Spotted a Pontiac Aztec driving around Albuquerque
the boxy form of a Pontiac Aztec sits parked at a red light
June 1, 2025 at 1:37 PM
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oh look I found your cousin's favorite weed smoking spot
me in a tank top and a hat smiling underneath a tent made out of tree logs a structure that of logs all laid together to form a tent like structure with a large opening at the bottom
May 17, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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Sentences in unrelated news articles that inadvertently give away how American empire really functions
"Gulf countries have been looking to revamp their ties with the US, moving away from a transactional oil-for-security understanding to stronger partnerships that are rooted in bilateral investments and shared visions."
May 16, 2025 at 2:15 PM