Ridin' in my g(x) with the limit of x at infinity, we gon' find the tangent line!

Extremely disappointed with the latest look at the Minecraft movie. I agreed to let Mojang scan my ballsack to accurately recreate the villagers in live action. At NO POINT did I agree to let them turn my ballsack gray. This is a blatant abuse of power, and I am truly sickened.

Happy to have had the opportunity to work with Mojang on the new Minecraft movie! I wasn't in the studio for long, but I absolutely love how that 3D scan of my ballsack turned out in the end!

This guy keeps asking if he can crash on my couch until he gets back on his feet can he please FUCK OFF

Cool new room decor idea for Nintendo fans:
Nintendo Switch Sports leg strap.

Haven't hit this one a single time since I started playing Balatro but I'm gonna keep trying because a gambler only loses once his spirit runs dry

Ugly ass sleigh, reigns don't match for shit, boots are wack, rosy cheeks look corny asf, the hat is a knockoff, etc.

Bullshit liberal holiday

Love the new album Kendrick, hope you're doing well!

Drake would have won the beef against Kendrick easily if he'd just let a fella like me in the studio for once!

Hey guys I'm new on BlueSky and I love league of legends! If you love playing league (like I do) then follow this account and we can discuss our favourite league of legends characters and tactics! I love leage of legedns follow me

Everytime I got a game over in Donkey Kong Country and had to replay half the fucking game thanks to the shitty checkpoint system I audibly said "thank you RareWare" to my monitor before spitting a fat loogie onto the Xbox logo. God I fucking love this monkey

I got about 20 games in the backlog rn but instead of playing literally any of them I decided to replay Donkey Kong Country because there is not a single god damn thing in this world I wouldn't do for him.