Call me the goatmeal the way they want a spoonful

Who up heebin they jeebies?

You receive thoughts and prayers. I receive thots and players

Hey bro, me and the fellas have been missing you at the smooch sesh. You been feeling good bro? You know all the boys love the way you taste and the cute little noises you make, right?

You’re getting punched in the mosh pit. I’m getting smooched in the mush pit.

A witch that traps you in a house and fattens you up to make you better for cuddling