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royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
Wait so James O'Keefe is doing his shtick AGAINST the Republicans now???
Screenshot of a James O'Keefe tweet where he is promoting some story they did claiming a DOJ Deputy Chief told their undercover reporter that they are redacting any Republicans from the Epstein files and leaving any Dem/Liberals
November 20, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I won't abide by the "non-political" bit, everything is political especially what I like in pro wrestling
Give me a wrestler and I'll give my 100% unfiltered, non-political opinion on them. Can be anyone active or inactive. Only gonna give opinions on people I've seen.
November 19, 2025 at 9:06 PM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
Lmao
Screenshot of the Bluesky CEO's infantile attempt to riff that reads "You could try a poster's strike. I hear that works." with a pop-up description from one of the labelers I subscribe to that has labeled her account with "Charisma Debuffed" and below it the description "This user appears to have come under the effect of some sort of charisma rebuffed. Likely to fail an attempt to riff." Death to all fascists and fascist sympathizers and collaborators.
October 3, 2025 at 7:24 PM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
Superman's bio dad is bringing me Arby's
Screenshot from Uber Eats that reads "JOR-EL IS IN A HONDA CIVIC". Free Palestine.
September 26, 2025 at 10:26 PM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
How many times have you ducked this question? Here's a hint, its more than 4!
@nerdjpg.com's post that this doofus has been ducking this entire thread that reads "You said socialists are confused. I'm asking you to justify capitalist society. On what grounds should we accept a society divided between those who own and extract wealth they don't produce and those compelled to labor for them?". My theory is he genuinely is too dumb to comprehend the question posed and as such has been deflecting, answering with his own dumbshit questions and hypotheticals and just generally being a buffoon to distract from that fact.
September 13, 2025 at 9:53 PM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
I really need this to be a bot because the idea that someone earnestly believes Gavin Newsom's stupid ass shitposting zoo crew will "save the republic" is making me want to drink hemlock.
Screenshot of a heinously bad post and reply, the post is a screenshot of a Politico article detailing the makeup of Gavin Newsom's comms team and the reply says "That 'brain rot' trust in the excerpt might play a crucial part in saving the republic. I look forward to reading whichever textbooks AP US History classes are using in 10-15 years". The reason for this reply is that Hell is shut and all the devils are here. Free Palestine.
August 22, 2025 at 12:21 AM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
The Conway Twitty Tribute Pistol
August 5, 2025 at 2:22 AM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
God damn Criterion Channel, you spoil me
Screenshot of Criterion Channel's new collection "90s Soundtrack Movies" featuring Grosse Pointe Blank, Trainspotting, Good Will Hunting, Pump Up The Volume, Singles and more, over a still from Grosse Pointe Blank of possibly the most romantic shot of a man looking at a woman lovingly in all of cinema history. Screenshot of the Criterion Channel collection "Sammo Hung Kicks Ass" featuring Pedicab Driver, Encounters of the Spooky Kind, Eastern Condors, The Bodyguard and more with an introduction by Hung over a still of Hung posing like a badass. Screenshot of the film Psycho Beach Party directed by Robert Lee King on a still of a redheaded actress in a one piece swimming suit surfing.
August 1, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Screencap of Tracy Jordan and Jenna Maroney from "30 Rock" in the episode where they decide they are "The Problem Solvers" but they are wearing the wrong shirts that say "The Problem" and "Solvers" and standing on the wrong side of each other so that it instead reads "Solvers The Problem". Free Palestine, death to the IDF.
July 25, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Heads up, this freak is a pedo defender
Screenshot of profile of user @churchofgame.bsky.social who is a fucking pedo defender, suggest blocking and reporting, big Noah Berlatsky/Prostasia stan. Death to all fascists and pedophiles worldwide (but I repeat myself) and free Palestine.
June 26, 2025 at 2:17 PM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
Thank God I switched my GOAT pick from him to Bret Hart ages ago, what an embarrassment
Screenshot of a post from r/Tampa about Ric Flair shitting himself in local restaurants. Free Palestine and death to all fascists worldwide.
June 25, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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It would be really funny to advertise this as having "realistic movement!" and then releasing nothing but non-working versions
Screenshot of a model of the shark from Jaws that Mondo is selling, the joke I am making is about how the model they used in the actual film famously never worked so it would be funny if this collectors model didn't work either. Why should collectors get what even Speilberg didn't? Anyway, abolish ICE, Israel and the Supreme Court and I hope all fascists everywhere choke to death en masse on their own impotent rage.
June 18, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Let's this be a lesson to you, children, if you must have heroes, make sure they're not white male British musicians, they will always find some way to disappoint and disillusioned you in the end.
Screenshot or Thom Yorke's Bluesky bio before I blocked his stupid, cowardly Zi-curious ass. Bonus is the Private School labeler showing, to the surprise of no one, that an artsy but not smartsy liberal British celebrity comes from money. Free Palestine. Thom Yorke's Bluesky bio after I blocked him for his mewling bullshit defense of his Zi-curious stance. From the river to the sea, Palestine will be free, Israel does not have the right to exist and is an illegal, racist apartheid state that is trying to become the Fourth Reich.
May 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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You seem pretty cool
A screenshot of this fucking weirdo's posts. The pinned post is tagging/yelling at Pitchfork, Metacritic and The Onion among others because they saw a vision of AOC and Bernie rejecting UBI and Ukraine in their soup or something. Looney tunes shit. Abolish ICE.
May 22, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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This dude's embarrassing ass Bluesky bio that reads like you gave ChatGPT the prompt "write a bio for the most pitifully pretentious pseudo-intellectual Gen X white man who ever lived". Death to A.I. and all the technofash who support/propagate it. Same dude's pinned post which is more wanking himself off about his deluded belief that he's a great writer. It's really not worth reading but if you tag me I'll actually transcribe this drivel for you if you want. I'll do the bio too, but I'll need an edible first because it is an absolute slog to read, let alone transcribe. Free Palestine.
May 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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Screenshot of the guy I was referring to in my OP, his post is really stupid and not worth reading word for word but if you realllllly are curious I transcribe it in a follow-up post. Destroy ICE.
May 6, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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I cannot fathom believing this about America unless you were a newborn fuckin baby 25 years ago I guess
Post by "Hurb Cherpley" that reads "The thing that gets me was how quickly it happened. We were a flawed but relatively normal country as recently as 25 years ago" which, lmao come on my guy. Death to AmeriKKKa
May 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
"Yes, I am a gigachad, ty for notcing."
Uncle Ho
April 18, 2025 at 2:17 AM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
Nothing but respect for *my* President
Ho Chi Minh, one of the greatest heroes of the 20th Century.
April 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
royaldutchofdukes.bsky.social
Photo of Trevor "Local Sexpot" Moore, may he RIP, from the "It's illegal to say" WKUK sketch, helpfully linked here because its evergreen:https://youtu.be/rUft70iHHdM?si=ucGSLCZl_Sb5uqCR Death to all cops
April 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
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Put this fucking party in the dumpster
Screenshot of tweet by "Hold Dems Accountable @PushDemsLeft" captioned "Absolutely soulless" with a screenshot of an Axios article about how Centrist Dems dgaf about the people ICE has been kidnapping, describing them as "distractions" and writing off Andry Hernandez Romero as a mere "hairdresser" not worth talking about. These ghouls deserve the same fate as the fash.
April 17, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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The "you wouldn't download a car" meme format but it says "you wouldn't holler at a hot dog" but the "holler at" and "hot dog" are a completely different font because I just Googled for a meme generator instead of doing Photoshop or whatever because I'm both lazy and stupid. I hope Will Stancil chokes to death on an Oxford comma.
April 8, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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If only this extended to real life/the news
Screenshot of me blocking Kamala Harris. Free Palestine.
April 7, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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A challenger appears!
Another disgusting liberal saying "Liberals are the only ones fighting the orange fascist. You'll have a home in the concentration camps when they're built and I'll be laughing." I hope this person chokes to death on their own bile in front of their friends and family. Screenshot of the bio/timeline of the ghoulish liberal from the other screenshot, just so bad on every level that it feels like parody.
April 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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Most honest liberal
Post from some liberal shitbag (it honestly doesn't matter who specifically and I don't want him to get any attention) that says "I will 100% survive what's coming. You and yours will 100% not. Even if I have to male sure to turn in all of you leftists. You will be fed into the fascist woodchipper to make sure me and mine survive." Death to America.
April 3, 2025 at 3:43 PM