Hyrule's Failed Princess
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Hyrule's Failed Princess
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Disgraced princess of Hyrule,
Abandoned by her Hero.

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The princess glares at the knight serving as her personal guard tonight. He is quite bold to be approaching her naked form unbidden when he is meant to be guarding her.

"You may return to your post ser knight you should know better than to approach me unbidden when I am in such a vulnerable state."
December 9, 2025 at 11:12 PM
"As you command, who am I to deny a God after all."
December 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
"Hmm an alliance huh? I'll keep it in mind and think about it, for now though I will leave you with an A as a rating."
December 9, 2025 at 11:03 PM
December 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
December 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
EX+ maybe even more~

"Come now I don't just bend over for any cock that twitches my way, I do have some standards. You just happen to exceed all of them that's all."
December 9, 2025 at 6:41 PM
"Wow that is quite the intimidating display, you seem like you've got lots of stamina. I'll give you an SSS."
December 9, 2025 at 6:39 PM
"My my aren't you special, I wonder if you've ever had the pleasure of a royal elf cunt to warm that thing. I'll give you an EX, but if you can go all night I'll put that up to EX+."
December 9, 2025 at 6:38 PM
"You seem like a very confident man, I think I like you enough. S for you."
December 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"Well I feel like that should be quite obvious good sir. You get a rating of EX by the way, I do have a thing for older men after all."
December 9, 2025 at 6:12 PM
"I've never seen a dragon in such a form before, I am compelled to investigate. You get an EX, but purely for scientific purposes of course."
December 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
"I'll keep it short and simple for you, as I doubt i will need to say anymore. SSS."
December 9, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"Not quite my type but I'm not offended either, you get a B."
December 9, 2025 at 6:08 PM
"I feel like if I gave anything lower than SSS I'd bring a frightening wrath down on my own self."
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
"Hmm, I can't seem to settle on how I feel about you. Let's go with an A for you then."
December 9, 2025 at 6:06 PM
"I feel compelled to cuddle up against you, bare skin on bare skin. SS."
December 9, 2025 at 6:04 PM
She thinks to herself for a moment, giving an honest appraisal before she speaks.

"You get an S i suppose."
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Her eyes roam over each form as she examines them, her gaze lingering between the blue skinned one and the minotaur looking creature. After a moment she points to the latter of the two.

"SSS for that one."
December 9, 2025 at 6:02 PM
"Sorry to say you'll have to keep wondering, or find another royal instead. Thanks for stopping by but I'll give you a B."
December 9, 2025 at 5:59 PM