That’s a chimney swift. They didn’t rescue it. They took it out of its home 😂

I miss her so much 😭

Even his own wife can’t stand him.

*injected. Like all of the heroin he used to do.

The call is coming from inside the house…

Yeah, I was a bit shocked when I read my manual and it basically said that the headlight bulbs should last the life of the car. If they don’t, I have to take it to a service center. No option to replace the bulbs myself. The entire assembly has to be replaced if the bulb(s) go out.

“They’re the best sketches. Nobody knows sketches like I do.”

My husband and I went a week without internet due to some underground fire and now our collection of DVDs has grown exponentially

She won’t do it. I tell mine to get a job all the time and she just lays around and sighs like she has the most difficult life.

Been considering canceling my Prime membership. Already got rid of Meta. Thoughts?

@notisaidthecat.bsky.social I feel like this is something you would say lol

Amen. 🙏 Thank goodness for my mug warmer.

Right before I read this my husband gave our dogs their morning ice cube 😂

I just got rid of my Meta accounts, in addition to X. So freeing!

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