This is how I find out you're in Texas??

I'm dead, friends. LIKE THE SEASON.

They are cute little goblins. (The dice eater.)

My partner alerted me to cackle. He knows I needed the joy.

I feel your rage and pain. Mine ate a d20 die earlier this year. 1700 dollars later, we were monitoring her and she rolled a nat 20 in the litter box.

I'm stupid excited. With my disability, I can't play Fallout anymore, but I can be Dre's walkthrough navigator. I think it's very cute because my mom did that for my dad on Zelda and it's one of their (and my) fondest memories.

Also, he is also a music nerd (varsity football yoinked from the marching band playing drums) and is hella into Fallout radio. He cleans while the Ink Spots croon, and I'm having flashbacks about rad scorpions, mirelurks, and death claws.

Theme is sticky fish boys? Fish sticks? Fish that stick onto things?

MY SHAYLAAAAAS