Hobbitcore Harlot 🍄
@roxyrae.bsky.social
33, She/they 🩷💜🩵
When I figure it out, I'll let you know.
When I figure it out, I'll let you know.
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Look at this crab I found the other day🦀
It was way too cute.
It was way too cute.
December 8, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Look at this crab I found the other day🦀
It was way too cute.
It was way too cute.
"Fuck cancer" isn't a strong enough sentiment. We need to invent a new swear word for this godawful disease.
December 18, 2025 at 3:30 AM
"Fuck cancer" isn't a strong enough sentiment. We need to invent a new swear word for this godawful disease.
Confirmed that I will need a hysterectomy today. I thought I was mentally prepared for this, but now that I'm actually facing the reality, this grief feels too fucking heavy for me. I just want to howl into the abyss.
December 17, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Confirmed that I will need a hysterectomy today. I thought I was mentally prepared for this, but now that I'm actually facing the reality, this grief feels too fucking heavy for me. I just want to howl into the abyss.
Oh shit WebMD was right about me
December 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Oh shit WebMD was right about me
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Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
December 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Oh to be a little Tardigrade walking across a microscopic slide. 🫧🐻🧪
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The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
December 14, 2025 at 4:10 PM
The pup is giving away free hugs to all his new friends here on Bluesky. Thank you for the warm welcome. 💜
Yeah, this was a must.
December 15, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Yeah, this was a must.
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I find it ironic that I know so many people with uteruses who would like to remove them because they don't plan on using them, but can't because of insurance or other bullshit. Whereas I have always had every intention of using mine, and might be forced to yeet the fucker anyway. Fuck cancer. 🙃
December 11, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I find it ironic that I know so many people with uteruses who would like to remove them because they don't plan on using them, but can't because of insurance or other bullshit. Whereas I have always had every intention of using mine, and might be forced to yeet the fucker anyway. Fuck cancer. 🙃
I'm slightly terrified of orcas (and other whales and megafauna in general) but this is ridiculously adorable. 🥺❤️
December 11, 2025 at 8:21 AM
I'm slightly terrified of orcas (and other whales and megafauna in general) but this is ridiculously adorable. 🥺❤️
Can't just scroll past this cutie.
December 10, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Can't just scroll past this cutie.
Me, post breakdown with my eyes sore and swollen:
a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland in a jar in the water
ALT: a cartoon of alice from alice in wonderland in a jar in the water
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Me, post breakdown with my eyes sore and swollen:
My coworkers and friends: "It's a boy! It's a girl!"
Me: "...It's a tumor."
Me: "...It's a tumor."
Charlie I Got A Rock GIF
Alt: Charlie Brown I Got A Rock GIF
media.tenor.com
December 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
My coworkers and friends: "It's a boy! It's a girl!"
Me: "...It's a tumor."
Me: "...It's a tumor."
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DEPLOY THE BOY
November 27, 2025 at 3:46 AM
DEPLOY THE BOY
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My favorite Wombat fact.
Also: a reminder to watch this video for the 100th time.
Also: a reminder to watch this video for the 100th time.
November 21, 2025 at 6:20 AM
My favorite Wombat fact.
Also: a reminder to watch this video for the 100th time.
Also: a reminder to watch this video for the 100th time.
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he was wildin out so I had to put him in cozy mode
November 21, 2025 at 4:01 AM
he was wildin out so I had to put him in cozy mode
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She loves that wreath
November 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
She loves that wreath
Well. Uh. Fuck this week.
November 20, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Well. Uh. Fuck this week.
I see this and raise you
November 19, 2025 at 1:38 AM
I see this and raise you
I love this silly tiny creature beyond words.
November 18, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I love this silly tiny creature beyond words.
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The Lesser Known Gothic trope of Maybe if I ignore it it will go away (it will devour everyone you love)
October 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The Lesser Known Gothic trope of Maybe if I ignore it it will go away (it will devour everyone you love)
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*Deep breath*
Oh.
My.
God.
(The other senshi are in thread.)
Oh.
My.
God.
(The other senshi are in thread.)
November 15, 2025 at 5:44 AM
*Deep breath*
Oh.
My.
God.
(The other senshi are in thread.)
Oh.
My.
God.
(The other senshi are in thread.)
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Stop scrolling for a moment and enjoy these excellent tiny mushrooms 🔎🍄
November 13, 2025 at 1:00 AM
Stop scrolling for a moment and enjoy these excellent tiny mushrooms 🔎🍄
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Otters in hats...
Trust me, you need this! ❤️😁
Trust me, you need this! ❤️😁
Otters with hats again, for no reason other than otters in hats!
November 9, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Otters in hats...
Trust me, you need this! ❤️😁
Trust me, you need this! ❤️😁