You look like a mid tier accountant who's just been asked to define the efficacious effect of compound interest on the boards shareholdings (and as an accountant myself that's pretty hot stuff tiger!)

As you should be, it shows your back tattoos off spectacularly.

Can you actually take a bad picture?

I want to say 'Woof!' but bears growl, and saying 'Grrrr' makes it seem like I'm angry at you for taking your clothes off again which I.... Am. Definitely. Not.