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One good thing about today is there's a whole extra hour to watch The Final Sacrifice for FREE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yq...
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November 2, 2025 at 7:43 PM
One good thing about today is there's a whole extra hour to watch The Final Sacrifice for FREE: www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7yq...
And pick it up on DVD, to own it FOREVER: amzn.to/4mHKeIJ
And pick it up on DVD, to own it FOREVER: amzn.to/4mHKeIJ
Tonight, we're the final sacrifice.
November 2, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Tonight, we're the final sacrifice.
DAMN YOU, SATORIS!!! THE BLUE JAYS WILL RETURN, AND IT WON'T TAKE TWO DAYS FOR A SEVENTH GAME, NEXT TIME!
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
DAMN YOU, SATORIS!!! THE BLUE JAYS WILL RETURN, AND IT WON'T TAKE TWO DAYS FOR A SEVENTH GAME, NEXT TIME!
Game 7 has started in Toronto!
November 2, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Game 7 has started in Toronto!
The one chance on one game with one team - a night unlike all others, with the boys. LET'S GO BLUE JAYS!
November 1, 2025 at 9:46 PM
The one chance on one game with one team - a night unlike all others, with the boys. LET'S GO BLUE JAYS!
THE FINAL GAME is tonight, on the longest night of the year, and Troy is ready to take on the cult members, err, Dodgers!
November 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
THE FINAL GAME is tonight, on the longest night of the year, and Troy is ready to take on the cult members, err, Dodgers!
Satoris better not pull any of his Halloween shenanigans while we're playing the big game in Canada tonight!
October 31, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Satoris better not pull any of his Halloween shenanigans while we're playing the big game in Canada tonight!
Who's ready for Halloween, eh?
October 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Who's ready for Halloween, eh?
"We call it a 'Canadian Twofer', kid... it's when we win back-to-back games of a World Series."
October 30, 2025 at 3:14 AM
"We call it a 'Canadian Twofer', kid... it's when we win back-to-back games of a World Series."
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE YOU'RE DEALING WITH?
October 30, 2025 at 1:14 AM
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT KIND OF PEOPLE YOU'RE DEALING WITH?
Little Known Fact: The Canadian metal band Ziox released a self-titled record in the 1980s. There's a line in one of the songs where they mention "Satoris", but when played backwards, you hear whispers of something that almost sounds like "Ohtani". Now we finally understand what it means!
October 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Little Known Fact: The Canadian metal band Ziox released a self-titled record in the 1980s. There's a line in one of the songs where they mention "Satoris", but when played backwards, you hear whispers of something that almost sounds like "Ohtani". Now we finally understand what it means!
On deck for tonight's World Series game, weighing in at 43 kilograms - is Troy McGregor! This time he means BUSINESS.
October 29, 2025 at 8:11 PM
On deck for tonight's World Series game, weighing in at 43 kilograms - is Troy McGregor! This time he means BUSINESS.
"Hello, Canada? Get the stadium ready, we're gonna be playing more of this series in Toronto."
October 29, 2025 at 3:12 AM
"Hello, Canada? Get the stadium ready, we're gonna be playing more of this series in Toronto."
Canada plays the big game again TONIGHT! Go Blue Jays!
October 28, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Canada plays the big game again TONIGHT! Go Blue Jays!
What if I told you that a Canadian baseball team was playing a World Series game in the US tonight, for the first time since there were video stores as far as the eye could see?
October 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
What if I told you that a Canadian baseball team was playing a World Series game in the US tonight, for the first time since there were video stores as far as the eye could see?
Satoris was clearly helping the Dodgers tonight!
October 26, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Satoris was clearly helping the Dodgers tonight!
Tonight is the first night a World Series game has been played in Canada since shortly after The Final Sacrifice first arrived on video store shelves!
October 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Tonight is the first night a World Series game has been played in Canada since shortly after The Final Sacrifice first arrived on video store shelves!
True, but just imagine how big this is for Canada, eh. Plus, we finally get teams from two different countries in the WORLD SERIES for the first time since around when The Final Sacrifice hit video store shelves!
October 21, 2025 at 5:33 PM
True, but just imagine how big this is for Canada, eh. Plus, we finally get teams from two different countries in the WORLD SERIES for the first time since around when The Final Sacrifice hit video store shelves!
CANADA WINS THE ALCS! GO BLUE JAYS!
October 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
CANADA WINS THE ALCS! GO BLUE JAYS!
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October 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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There's no place like home, eh?
September 15, 2025 at 4:50 AM
There's no place like home, eh?
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August 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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