I’ve gotta hand it to multi-millionaire Bruce Harrell for somehow framing the non-profit founder getting some help for childcare as the one who is out touch with the working people.

I’m not going to celebrate a man’s death, but I’m also not going to mourn a fascist.

I dont do punctuation by the rules. I do it by vibes.

“I asked Grok for help”

“I asked ChatGPT for help”

“I don’t need your help. I’m god damned Mr. Terrific.”

I’m just going to throw this out there. If @twentysidedtavern.bsky.social does a tour stop to Seattle. A. I’d love to see them at The 5th Avenue Theatre under the dragon chandelier. B. It’d be awesome to see some Acq Inc. cameos.

Is Trump going to have ANOTHER epidemic on his watch. At what point do we consider him not only incompetent, but cursed. This has real Monkey’s Paw energy right now.

Seems like we’re finding out anyway. Might as well fuck around a bit.

Republicans have been shamelessly polluting the planet for 60 years and still have the lying asshole energy to blame wildfires on Black people having jobs.

I’ve decided to simply not circle back. If you want to circle back, we’re squaring off. You don’t want to try that angle with me. This is the year I draw a line.

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social it’s time. The world needs another CEO sketch. You know which one.

It’s not that you have too many books. It’s that you don’t have enough bookshelves.

If you're looking for an excuse to delay your travel today. THIS IS YOUR SIGN. In flashing neon letters!

It will only be a winter wonderland in the sense that you'll be wondering where the heck you are on any given patch of land.