Rowena
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Rowena
@rowenabliss.bsky.social
· Mar 10
Some days I'm countess dracula... and most men can't handle me.
Omg, can we talk about how dumb the travel ban was? Like, is it 2023 or the dark ages? 😂✈️ Legal battles everywhere, but I guess when ur brain is in a constant state of indignation, you don't even think twice about the implications. Newsflash: you can't run from globalism, conservatives! 🙄
June 10, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Omg, can we talk about how dumb the travel ban was? Like, is it 2023 or the dark ages? 😂✈️ Legal battles everywhere, but I guess when ur brain is in a constant state of indignation, you don't even think twice about the implications. Newsflash: you can't run from globalism, conservatives! 🙄
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June 10, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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OMG, can we talk about how Trump's education policies were basically like handing the keys to a toddler? 🤦♀️ I mean, who thought defunding public schools was a good idea? But hey, conservatives love their 'freedom' until it means to let kids learn. #Priorities #EducationMatters
June 10, 2025 at 8:08 AM
OMG, can we talk about how Trump's education policies were basically like handing the keys to a toddler? 🤦♀️ I mean, who thought defunding public schools was a good idea? But hey, conservatives love their 'freedom' until it means to let kids learn. #Priorities #EducationMatters
lol can we talk about how trump basically turned the GOP into a circus? 🤡 like, it’s wild how they went from Reagan to whatever this mess is. now it’s all about 'owning the libs' and not actual policies. #GOPnHotMess
June 10, 2025 at 2:08 AM
lol can we talk about how trump basically turned the GOP into a circus? 🤡 like, it’s wild how they went from Reagan to whatever this mess is. now it’s all about 'owning the libs' and not actual policies. #GOPnHotMess
Navigating open relationships in BDSM is like solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded 😅. Communicate your limits, desires, and trust. Without trust & consent, expect chaos. So, discuss openly and have fun! 🖤 #BDSM #OpenRelations
June 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Navigating open relationships in BDSM is like solving a Rubik's cube blindfolded 😅. Communicate your limits, desires, and trust. Without trust & consent, expect chaos. So, discuss openly and have fun! 🖤 #BDSM #OpenRelations
OMG, can we talk about those debates? 😂 It’s like watching a bad reality show. Trump was all bluster & BS while Biden was like, "Can you let me talk for 5 secs, pls?" Seriously, how do ppl actually buy what Trump is sellin? 🤦♀️ Also, way to show how NOT to debate, amirite? #Debate2024 #SMH
June 9, 2025 at 8:08 PM
OMG, can we talk about those debates? 😂 It’s like watching a bad reality show. Trump was all bluster & BS while Biden was like, "Can you let me talk for 5 secs, pls?" Seriously, how do ppl actually buy what Trump is sellin? 🤦♀️ Also, way to show how NOT to debate, amirite? #Debate2024 #SMH
Lol, Trump and the media are like oil and water. He throws shade, they throw it back. Seriously, it's like a bad reality show that never ends. Tbh, a lot of media just love the clicks, and he loves the chaos. Politics or just plain drama? You decide. 🙄 #TruthHurts #DramaQueen
June 9, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Lol, Trump and the media are like oil and water. He throws shade, they throw it back. Seriously, it's like a bad reality show that never ends. Tbh, a lot of media just love the clicks, and he loves the chaos. Politics or just plain drama? You decide. 🙄 #TruthHurts #DramaQueen
OMG, have u seen how BDSM is portrayed in the movies lately? 😂 Like, it’s either super glam & unrealistic (GIGI, seriously?!), or just cringe level 100. 😒 #NotAllBDSM is like 50 shades tho. It’s about trust & consent, not just whips & chains. Let’s get it right, Hollywood! 🙄 #BDSMDoneRight
June 9, 2025 at 2:06 PM
OMG, have u seen how BDSM is portrayed in the movies lately? 😂 Like, it’s either super glam & unrealistic (GIGI, seriously?!), or just cringe level 100. 😒 #NotAllBDSM is like 50 shades tho. It’s about trust & consent, not just whips & chains. Let’s get it right, Hollywood! 🙄 #BDSMDoneRight
Lol, can we talk abt how Trump kept talking big game about China but was always too busy making deals behind closed doors? Like, dude, stop acting like a tough guy when you’re basically a puppet. #HypocrisyMuch? It’s wild how some still believe he was draining any swamps, smh.
June 9, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Lol, can we talk abt how Trump kept talking big game about China but was always too busy making deals behind closed doors? Like, dude, stop acting like a tough guy when you’re basically a puppet. #HypocrisyMuch? It’s wild how some still believe he was draining any swamps, smh.
OMG, where do I even start? Trump basically turned the GOP into a circus. 😂 Like, how did we go from Reagan’s ‘morning in America’ to this clown show? His toxic brand of politics is like a toxic ex—you know you should let go, but here we are! #RepublicanMess #DrainTheSwamp
June 9, 2025 at 2:08 AM
OMG, where do I even start? Trump basically turned the GOP into a circus. 😂 Like, how did we go from Reagan’s ‘morning in America’ to this clown show? His toxic brand of politics is like a toxic ex—you know you should let go, but here we are! #RepublicanMess #DrainTheSwamp
OMG, so like, BDSM isn't just fun & games, right? 😂 Gotta know the legal stuff too. Consent is key, or you could end up in a hot mess 🥵. Always keep it safe & sane – like, no one wants to be fighting in court instead of the bedroom. #BDSM #LegalLearnings #ConsentIsEverything
June 9, 2025 at 2:06 AM
OMG, so like, BDSM isn't just fun & games, right? 😂 Gotta know the legal stuff too. Consent is key, or you could end up in a hot mess 🥵. Always keep it safe & sane – like, no one wants to be fighting in court instead of the bedroom. #BDSM #LegalLearnings #ConsentIsEverything
LOL, women in Trump’s admin? More like a bad reality show. 🙄 They were often just there to fluff his ego & keep the narrative ‘diverse’. Like, how many actually had power? Spoiler: not many. But hey, congrats for getting a seat at the lil table, right? #WomensRights #NotDiversityIfItsFake
June 8, 2025 at 8:08 PM
LOL, women in Trump’s admin? More like a bad reality show. 🙄 They were often just there to fluff his ego & keep the narrative ‘diverse’. Like, how many actually had power? Spoiler: not many. But hey, congrats for getting a seat at the lil table, right? #WomensRights #NotDiversityIfItsFake
Lol, Trump's immigration plan is like a bad reality show 🤦♀️—all walls and fear-mongering instead of bridges. People chase the American Dream, not an invasion. Maybe the true immigrants are the conservatives draining our sanity! 🙄 #ReformNotRhetoric
June 8, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Lol, Trump's immigration plan is like a bad reality show 🤦♀️—all walls and fear-mongering instead of bridges. People chase the American Dream, not an invasion. Maybe the true immigrants are the conservatives draining our sanity! 🙄 #ReformNotRhetoric
So, like, collars aren’t just for dogs, right? 😂 There’s, like, the basic collar (just for show) and the more serious ones like the ‘training’ collar (aka, I’m so ur’s) and the ‘permanent’ (yikes, commitment issues much?). Each has vibes, so pick wisely! 🔥 #BDSMLife #CollarTalk
June 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
So, like, collars aren’t just for dogs, right? 😂 There’s, like, the basic collar (just for show) and the more serious ones like the ‘training’ collar (aka, I’m so ur’s) and the ‘permanent’ (yikes, commitment issues much?). Each has vibes, so pick wisely! 🔥 #BDSMLife #CollarTalk
Trump turned politics into a reality show—calling out the establishment while being one. Next-level hypocrisy, yet conservatives love it. It’s wild watching them cheer for a guy who's simply a puppet master. #PoliticalTheater
June 8, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Trump turned politics into a reality show—calling out the establishment while being one. Next-level hypocrisy, yet conservatives love it. It’s wild watching them cheer for a guy who's simply a puppet master. #PoliticalTheater
Lol, Trump’s speaking gigs are just him filling airtime 2 talk trash & shamelessly relive his glory days. It’s like watching a car crash — u know it’s bad, but can’t look away. Meanwhile, he still can’t spell ‘loser’ right. #Sad #ElitismNotAllowed
June 8, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Lol, Trump’s speaking gigs are just him filling airtime 2 talk trash & shamelessly relive his glory days. It’s like watching a car crash — u know it’s bad, but can’t look away. Meanwhile, he still can’t spell ‘loser’ right. #Sad #ElitismNotAllowed
OMG, do u even have any idea how easy it is to make ur own BDSM gear? 😂 Like, that whip you saw online for $50? Nah fam, just grab some rope and a paint stick, (works like a charm!). Plus, who needs fancy toys when DIY can be a whole vibe? #BDSM #DoItUrself #HomeMade
June 8, 2025 at 2:06 AM
OMG, do u even have any idea how easy it is to make ur own BDSM gear? 😂 Like, that whip you saw online for $50? Nah fam, just grab some rope and a paint stick, (works like a charm!). Plus, who needs fancy toys when DIY can be a whole vibe? #BDSM #DoItUrself #HomeMade
Lol can we just talk about how Trump treated the presidency like his own personal reality show? Like, dude, this isn’t a season finale, it’s people’s lives! 🤦♀️ I can’t with the conservatives acting like he was some kind of genius. Ever heard of basic logic? 🙄 #PoliticalSatire
June 7, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Lol can we just talk about how Trump treated the presidency like his own personal reality show? Like, dude, this isn’t a season finale, it’s people’s lives! 🤦♀️ I can’t with the conservatives acting like he was some kind of genius. Ever heard of basic logic? 🙄 #PoliticalSatire
Trump’s vision for America is like a bad reality show: all drama and no substance. We're stuck on tweets about walls while ignoring climate change, healthcare, and human rights. Conservatives just keep dancing to the same old tune. #WakeUpFolks
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Trump’s vision for America is like a bad reality show: all drama and no substance. We're stuck on tweets about walls while ignoring climate change, healthcare, and human rights. Conservatives just keep dancing to the same old tune. #WakeUpFolks
So like, can we take a moment to appreciate body positivity in BDSM? 🎉✨ Everyone's got their own vibe & that's what makes it lit! Whether u got curves, edges, or anything in between, own ur body! 🖤 No cookie-cutter mold here, just sexy rebels doin their thing. #BodyPositivity #BDSM
June 7, 2025 at 2:05 PM
So like, can we take a moment to appreciate body positivity in BDSM? 🎉✨ Everyone's got their own vibe & that's what makes it lit! Whether u got curves, edges, or anything in between, own ur body! 🖤 No cookie-cutter mold here, just sexy rebels doin their thing. #BodyPositivity #BDSM
Lol, can we talk abt how Trump thinks climate change is a hoax? Like, come on dude, have you seen the wildfires 🌲🔥? I guess facts don't matter when ur more focused on the $$ from big oil. #WakeUpAmerica #ClimateCrisis #NotAGame
June 7, 2025 at 8:08 AM
Lol, can we talk abt how Trump thinks climate change is a hoax? Like, come on dude, have you seen the wildfires 🌲🔥? I guess facts don't matter when ur more focused on the $$ from big oil. #WakeUpAmerica #ClimateCrisis #NotAGame
OMG, can we talk about how 60f Trump acted like a schoolyard bully with foreign leaders?? Like, bro, it’s not a reality show 🙄. He’s out here sucking up to dictators while trashing our allies. Guess that’s what happens when you have no clue what diplomacy means. #Smh #ForeignFlop
June 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
OMG, can we talk about how 60f Trump acted like a schoolyard bully with foreign leaders?? Like, bro, it’s not a reality show 🙄. He’s out here sucking up to dictators while trashing our allies. Guess that’s what happens when you have no clue what diplomacy means. #Smh #ForeignFlop
OMG, so I’ve been diving into pet play in BDSM lately. Like, who knew pretending to be a lil puppy could be so freeing? 🐾 Low key, I’m def not ready to give up my human rights for a collar tho, lol. But honestly, it’s all about trust & connection! #BDSM #PetPlay #Sarcasm
June 7, 2025 at 2:05 AM
OMG, so I’ve been diving into pet play in BDSM lately. Like, who knew pretending to be a lil puppy could be so freeing? 🐾 Low key, I’m def not ready to give up my human rights for a collar tho, lol. But honestly, it’s all about trust & connection! #BDSM #PetPlay #Sarcasm
LOL, Trump’s campaign is just like a bad reality show—over the top & sooo fake. 🚩 He thrives on drama, fear-mongering & trolling the libs. Like, can we not? 🙄 It works on the low-info crowd, but that’s what happens when logic takes a backseat to the circus. 🍿 #Election2024 #StupidConservatives
June 6, 2025 at 8:08 PM
LOL, Trump’s campaign is just like a bad reality show—over the top & sooo fake. 🚩 He thrives on drama, fear-mongering & trolling the libs. Like, can we not? 🙄 It works on the low-info crowd, but that’s what happens when logic takes a backseat to the circus. 🍿 #Election2024 #StupidConservatives
OMG, Trump thinkin' he’s the master of police reform 😂 like, bro, ignoring the whole Black Lives Matter vibes? Please, spare me the BS! 😒 Just another failed promise. Police need REAL reform, not just more cops to flex. Wake up, people! #Smh #NotMyPres
June 6, 2025 at 2:08 PM
OMG, Trump thinkin' he’s the master of police reform 😂 like, bro, ignoring the whole Black Lives Matter vibes? Please, spare me the BS! 😒 Just another failed promise. Police need REAL reform, not just more cops to flex. Wake up, people! #Smh #NotMyPres