Rowan Thomas-Knapp
@rowanthomasknapp.bsky.social
(She/Her) 25. Creative, adventurous, book lover, and crazy.💜💛
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STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
December 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
STORE: Thank you for your order!
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
STORE: We are preparing your order!
STORE: We put your order in a box!
STORE: Look who has a mailing label!
STORE: Your order has been shipped!
STORE: Your order is in your city!
STORE: Your order is nearby!
STORE: Your order sees you.
STORE: Turn around.
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Met a guy. Told @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social that it was exciting to have a mayor who had been to a library. I was hiding under a big scarf.
December 4, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Met a guy. Told @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social that it was exciting to have a mayor who had been to a library. I was hiding under a big scarf.
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PRESENT ME: man I wish I had a delicious snack right about now like cake or something
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
December 7, 2025 at 1:12 AM
PRESENT ME: man I wish I had a delicious snack right about now like cake or something
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
PAST ME: I’ve got you covered look I made all these lentils
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Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com goes to the movies, @dansinker.com goes to the North Pole, and America goes to hell. It's a new Says Who! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/gar...
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Today! @maureenjohnsonbooks.com goes to the movies, @dansinker.com goes to the North Pole, and America goes to hell. It's a new Says Who! sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/gar...
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*Demogorgon grabs*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
November 27, 2025 at 5:02 PM
*Demogorgon grabs*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
SANTA I LOVE YOU
*is dragged into the Upside Down playing saxophone*
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*throws body over Santa*
I WILL PROTECT YOU
*plays saxophone like it has never been played*
I WILL PROTECT YOU
*plays saxophone like it has never been played*
November 27, 2025 at 5:01 PM
*throws body over Santa*
I WILL PROTECT YOU
*plays saxophone like it has never been played*
I WILL PROTECT YOU
*plays saxophone like it has never been played*
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*Demogorgon eats cheese grater*
*sky turns red*
*monsters rain down*
*sky turns red*
*monsters rain down*
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
*Demogorgon eats cheese grater*
*sky turns red*
*monsters rain down*
*sky turns red*
*monsters rain down*
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GET OFF OF HIM
*jumps on Demogorgon* *beats with cheese grater*
*jumps on Demogorgon* *beats with cheese grater*
November 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
GET OFF OF HIM
*jumps on Demogorgon* *beats with cheese grater*
*jumps on Demogorgon* *beats with cheese grater*
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*Demogorgon goes for Santa*
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*Demogorgon goes for Santa*
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*snow turns grey*
*Demogorgon appears*
*Demogorgon appears*
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*snow turns grey*
*Demogorgon appears*
*Demogorgon appears*
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*beats dancing tree with saxophone as snow falls*
November 27, 2025 at 4:59 PM
*beats dancing tree with saxophone as snow falls*
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*plows into dancers*
I GRATE YOU!
*cheesegrates*
I GRATE YOU!
*cheesegrates*
November 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
*plows into dancers*
I GRATE YOU!
*cheesegrates*
I GRATE YOU!
*cheesegrates*
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I CAN FEEL HIS PRESENCE
November 27, 2025 at 4:57 PM
I CAN FEEL HIS PRESENCE
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*plows through Rockettes on bike playing Whatever Happened to Saturday Night on saxophone and cheese grater*
November 27, 2025 at 4:56 PM
*plows through Rockettes on bike playing Whatever Happened to Saturday Night on saxophone and cheese grater*
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*throws saxophone onto back*
*rides freehand holding cheese grater aloft*
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PLAN LET'S GO
*rides freehand holding cheese grater aloft*
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PLAN LET'S GO
November 27, 2025 at 4:39 PM
*throws saxophone onto back*
*rides freehand holding cheese grater aloft*
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PLAN LET'S GO
*rides freehand holding cheese grater aloft*
I ACTUALLY HAVE NO PLAN LET'S GO
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Have I always been able to play saxophone? No. Santa has given me this ability.
*toots relentlessly* *crowd recoils*
*toots relentlessly* *crowd recoils*
November 27, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Have I always been able to play saxophone? No. Santa has given me this ability.
*toots relentlessly* *crowd recoils*
*toots relentlessly* *crowd recoils*
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MY LOVE OF SANTA HAS GIVEN ME SAXOPHONE POWERS
*plays unrelated notes*
*plays unrelated notes*
November 27, 2025 at 4:30 PM
MY LOVE OF SANTA HAS GIVEN ME SAXOPHONE POWERS
*plays unrelated notes*
*plays unrelated notes*
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*plays Baker Street while biking along*
weird. I don't know how to play saxophone.
weird. I don't know how to play saxophone.
November 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
*plays Baker Street while biking along*
weird. I don't know how to play saxophone.
weird. I don't know how to play saxophone.
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*bikes along next to band, cheese grater on back*
*gently puts saxophonist into sleeper hold*
*takes saxophone*
*bikes on*
*gently puts saxophonist into sleeper hold*
*takes saxophone*
*bikes on*
November 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
*bikes along next to band, cheese grater on back*
*gently puts saxophonist into sleeper hold*
*takes saxophone*
*bikes on*
*gently puts saxophonist into sleeper hold*
*takes saxophone*
*bikes on*
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*bikes through Demon Hunters on bike with massive cheese grater*
November 27, 2025 at 4:06 PM
*bikes through Demon Hunters on bike with massive cheese grater*
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*bikes past rigatoni pony*
*stops to sway*
*notices massive cheese grater*
*stops to sway*
*notices massive cheese grater*
November 27, 2025 at 3:55 PM
*bikes past rigatoni pony*
*stops to sway*
*notices massive cheese grater*
*stops to sway*
*notices massive cheese grater*
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*bikes past goldfish float*
This year will be different because I am calm and focused.
This year will be different because I am calm and focused.
November 27, 2025 at 3:45 PM
*bikes past goldfish float*
This year will be different because I am calm and focused.
This year will be different because I am calm and focused.
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*gently puts a Stranger Things kid into a sleeper hold*
*quietly takes bike*
*quietly takes bike*
November 27, 2025 at 3:30 PM
*gently puts a Stranger Things kid into a sleeper hold*
*quietly takes bike*
*quietly takes bike*
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*dances wit demigorgon*
*notices Stranger Things kids bikes*
*notices Stranger Things kids bikes*
November 27, 2025 at 3:29 PM
*dances wit demigorgon*
*notices Stranger Things kids bikes*
*notices Stranger Things kids bikes*