Rowan Crawford
@rowan.roundbird.nz
TypeScript slinger. On the very edge of Auckland & on the spectrum. He/him.
"Four. You can shred four $100 bills at once—"
November 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
"Four. You can shred four $100 bills at once—"
This photo only partially captures the contempt this pug has for the very idea of going onto the wet grass
October 4, 2025 at 1:17 AM
This photo only partially captures the contempt this pug has for the very idea of going onto the wet grass
BMO has gradually accepted that Bitey Face is still a good game
October 3, 2025 at 8:09 PM
BMO has gradually accepted that Bitey Face is still a good game
Busy afternoon, bracketed by other high energy go-getters
September 24, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Busy afternoon, bracketed by other high energy go-getters
AT is responsible for BMO looking like a serial killer thinking about his life choices.
August 22, 2025 at 4:58 AM
AT is responsible for BMO looking like a serial killer thinking about his life choices.
The “I have a solution: wolves” bookmarklet _delivers_
robmanuelfuckyeah.substack.com/p/ive-got-a-...
(I edited the tag list in mine to only target h1-h6)
robmanuelfuckyeah.substack.com/p/ive-got-a-...
(I edited the tag list in mine to only target h1-h6)
August 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
The “I have a solution: wolves” bookmarklet _delivers_
robmanuelfuckyeah.substack.com/p/ive-got-a-...
(I edited the tag list in mine to only target h1-h6)
robmanuelfuckyeah.substack.com/p/ive-got-a-...
(I edited the tag list in mine to only target h1-h6)
I think we can conclude no gen x were involved in the approval of this product shot, or else they were snickering the whole time
April 6, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I think we can conclude no gen x were involved in the approval of this product shot, or else they were snickering the whole time
Dammit D'ancey Lagarde, I was trying to drink this wine
March 26, 2025 at 7:30 AM
Dammit D'ancey Lagarde, I was trying to drink this wine
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only. 🖖
March 20, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Best Star Trek crew, wrong answers only. 🖖
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
March 20, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Post a fictional character who you think would be an antivaxxer.
Hard mode: No villains
Hard mode: No villains
Three looks to convince my eyes that wasn't Fistagram
March 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Three looks to convince my eyes that wasn't Fistagram
Love this for its alternate reality
March 13, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Love this for its alternate reality
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
March 10, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender
Post a pic you took with no context to bring some zen to your timeline
March 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Post a pic you took with no context to bring some zen to your timeline
Lighting a candle at this shrine
March 9, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Lighting a candle at this shrine
the park around Museum Station is purty
March 8, 2025 at 9:22 PM
the park around Museum Station is purty
last brunch on The Canadian — just got asked the puzzler "do you want a complimentary mimosa?"
March 7, 2025 at 4:40 PM
last brunch on The Canadian — just got asked the puzzler "do you want a complimentary mimosa?"
On The Canadian & there is a LOT of train behind our carriage
March 3, 2025 at 11:29 PM
On The Canadian & there is a LOT of train behind our carriage
Burrard Bridge graffiti
March 3, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Burrard Bridge graffiti