Mary, please stop fingering the roses. 2/10

Carnivorious venus fly trap: Ominous. Excellent. Strangely fleshy. 6.5/10

404 Vagene Not Found: 10/10. Hilarious. Perfection. I have no notes.

Continuing the fruit pattern, we have this collection, which would be a fairly neutral 5/10 except for the weird includion of the measuring tape. Why are we measuring them? What's going on? Is this a context? 9/10 for confusion

Thigh glitter: 7/10. Artistic, intriguing. Is this about chub rub? Spotting? Something else? I'm a fan.

Diseased peach: no no no this is the stuff of nightmares 1/10

I like that this one looked at the previous one and said "no, pomegranates are not vaginal enough. We need to make a New Fruit." Again. WHY. 4.5/10

Pomegranate halves: the lawful neutral of vag stock photos. 6/10

Itchy grapefruit: 0/10 Hate. Hate! Like Michaelangelo's Creation of Adam, but for yeast infections

Cute lil origami boat vag: 6/10. I like this one because it means someone at the photoshoot took the time to fold a boat, which I think is funny. Also if you think about it, it's kind of a pun on labial folds.

Rating ridiculous stock photos of vaginas from women's magazines: a thread

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