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“trying to engage in sexual favors” makes it sound like she invited this somehow, like she regularly “engages in sexual favors”. MFing WaPo protecting Rethuglican lawmakers at the expense of a woman. Imagine that!

Yes “safe spaces” make you weak. That’s why soldiers never have any place to go where they’re not at risk the entire time they are in the armed forces. And boxers can be hit every place in the ring at any time, even the corners between rounds. Nobody should ever feel safe ever.

oh wait, i maybe meant the 13th

This is literally slave labor. Like literally. The 14th Amendment allowed slavery to continue for people in prison and the people of California just voted to continue that.

People have no idea how big California is compared to the East Coast. When we lived in Santa Barbara my in-laws said they were coming to San Francisco to visit us! That’s over 300 miles away! It’s like flying to Boston to visit someone in Philadelphia!

But if we make fires illegal then only criminals will have fires… wait, is that right?

Now do racism. Is it just like being divorced too or are there subtle differences?

get ready for a lot of stories about people being shocked that the leopards are eating THEIR faces after they voted for the leopards eating people’s faces party

and anyone who suggests this will have any effect whatsoever on anyone’s voting in the future is just not a person to take seriously

oh the precedent! the tarnishing of his reputation! Democrats need to be squeaky clean at all times! meanwhile Voldemoron pardoned a literal war criminal, personally profited from his office, etc. etc. ad nauseum and no one GAF about his “reputation”

Texas is to brown immigrants as Poland was to Jews

you misspelled “wackadoodle”

the things he actually says are plenty bad. we don’t have to go making up this ridiculous garbage