You'll never take me alive!! 🏃

Hello officer I would like to report another-- yes it was aunselic again. Yes I have been personally victimized.... Uh-huh. Ok.... The pain won't stop and my house seems to have flooded.

REACHING MY BELOVED,,,, I'd know this scene anywhere 😭
Beautifully done as always!! 👏💕

Hello stranger I need you to know that in the worldbuilding of a story I'm writing there's literally a folk tale character called "Trickster Crow" who famously stole the north star so IMAGINE MY SHOCK when I SEE HIM ON MY TIMELINE
(It's adorable and your style is lovely 💕)

Ty Zero!! 🥺 💕 I love this silly little AU sm aaa

(You look behind the theater curtain and there is only a single confused-looking chicken halfheartedly pecking at a typewriter. Brraaaawwk)

Oh right yes I'm still alive. I've fooled you, by the way. This has ALL been a devious ploy for me to flaunt my weird little conlang and personal project fantasy worldbuilding. I'm the most neurotypical guy you've ever met and I am NOT a loser