July 8, 2025 at 1:10 PM
I'm sorry to have hurt you so deeply [checks notes] mobile phone service provider
May 5, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I'm sorry to have hurt you so deeply [checks notes] mobile phone service provider
And I don't do it so they say "thank you Clive, thank you for the solidarity, thank you for the laughs"
... I do it so one day they see me walking by and think "there goes Clive Lewis MP, I must remember to thank him"
... I do it so one day they see me walking by and think "there goes Clive Lewis MP, I must remember to thank him"
April 26, 2025 at 3:04 PM
And I don't do it so they say "thank you Clive, thank you for the solidarity, thank you for the laughs"
... I do it so one day they see me walking by and think "there goes Clive Lewis MP, I must remember to thank him"
... I do it so one day they see me walking by and think "there goes Clive Lewis MP, I must remember to thank him"
When my 5 year old forces me to play school
April 13, 2025 at 8:33 PM
When my 5 year old forces me to play school
At this point this shit is just organised crime.
April 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
At this point this shit is just organised crime.
feel like shit just want her back
April 12, 2025 at 1:48 PM
feel like shit just want her back
My local Cineworld doing the lord's work
February 15, 2025 at 11:22 AM
My local Cineworld doing the lord's work
It's called self care
January 30, 2025 at 8:08 AM
It's called self care
I regret to inform you that 'Lazio Falconer' has rocketed to the top of my list of potential band names.
January 16, 2025 at 6:07 PM
I regret to inform you that 'Lazio Falconer' has rocketed to the top of my list of potential band names.
When I have to pretend to be social at Christmas
December 16, 2024 at 4:15 PM
When I have to pretend to be social at Christmas
"Tiny Tim? Get the rifle out... We're being fucked"
December 3, 2024 at 6:00 PM
"Tiny Tim? Get the rifle out... We're being fucked"
When I'm bollocking my 5 year old and my 10 year old chips in with her hot take on the situation
September 30, 2024 at 7:07 PM
When I'm bollocking my 5 year old and my 10 year old chips in with her hot take on the situation
Say what you want about Apple, you just can't beat that unboxing experience
September 14, 2024 at 8:12 AM
Say what you want about Apple, you just can't beat that unboxing experience
Finally I can relate to a professional athlete
September 5, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Finally I can relate to a professional athlete
Honestly I really think this might be the perfect meal
August 29, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Honestly I really think this might be the perfect meal
August 20, 2024 at 5:03 PM
August 20, 2024 at 10:18 AM
Just improved my experience here x100
August 20, 2024 at 10:16 AM
Just improved my experience here x100