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28 Weeks Later (2007): no. Absolutely not.
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October 14, 2025 at 7:12 PM
28 Weeks Later (2007): no. Absolutely not.
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28 Days Later (2002): yeah okay fine
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October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
28 Days Later (2002): yeah okay fine
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The Running Man (1987): hell yes
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October 8, 2025 at 10:51 PM
The Running Man (1987): hell yes
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September 28, 2025 at 2:15 AM
RoboCop 3 (1993): noooooooooooo. No no no. And no.
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September 25, 2025 at 11:44 PM
RoboCop 3 (1993): noooooooooooo. No no no. And no.
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RoboCop 2 (1990): yes, what?, yes
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September 25, 2025 at 1:55 AM
RoboCop 2 (1990): yes, what?, yes
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RoboCop (1987): perfect, 10/10, no notes, yes.
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September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
RoboCop (1987): perfect, 10/10, no notes, yes.
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Novocaine (2025): filled with cheese. But sometimes you want violent cheese.
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May 21, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Novocaine (2025): filled with cheese. But sometimes you want violent cheese.
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I've been ill for almost a year now and my dreams are starting to have me ill in them too. I don't think that's fair. Just let me feel well when I'm unconscious, please.
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April 5, 2025 at 11:13 PM
I've been ill for almost a year now and my dreams are starting to have me ill in them too. I don't think that's fair. Just let me feel well when I'm unconscious, please.
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Men in Black 2 (2002): like a smooth, flat rock sitting next to a placid pond.
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March 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Men in Black 2 (2002): like a smooth, flat rock sitting next to a placid pond.
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Scorpion King (2002): a bisexual king's nightmare. Or daydream, if your yum is pwp, but unclothed 247ACTION instead of porn.
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March 6, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Scorpion King (2002): a bisexual king's nightmare. Or daydream, if your yum is pwp, but unclothed 247ACTION instead of porn.
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Rewatching The Fifth Element (1997) is like visiting a childhood friend. When you were younger it was great, amazing, Now it's all, 'Oh no. Ew. So toxic.'
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March 3, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Rewatching The Fifth Element (1997) is like visiting a childhood friend. When you were younger it was great, amazing, Now it's all, 'Oh no. Ew. So toxic.'
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Waterworld (1995): I'll take a wet and juicy Mad Max.
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February 26, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Waterworld (1995): I'll take a wet and juicy Mad Max.
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Men In Black (1997): still slaps
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February 25, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Men In Black (1997): still slaps
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Blue Beetle (2023): someone really wanted a PG-13 super hero movie based in toilet humor
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February 21, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Blue Beetle (2023): someone really wanted a PG-13 super hero movie based in toilet humor
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That moment when the nurse asks what your pain number is and you don't know how to answer that on an existential level. Is my 5 your 5 her 5? Dear god where is the treat me like I'm 5 pictogram??
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February 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
That moment when the nurse asks what your pain number is and you don't know how to answer that on an existential level. Is my 5 your 5 her 5? Dear god where is the treat me like I'm 5 pictogram??
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Boy Kills World (2023): Kingsman meets Guns Akimbo, as narrated by Archer. The deafening sound of awesomeness.
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February 17, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Boy Kills World (2023): Kingsman meets Guns Akimbo, as narrated by Archer. The deafening sound of awesomeness.
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being chronically ill is like being a mad wizard scientist endlessly trying to work out the ratio between sleep:food:drugs in order to crack the code on not feeling like shit all the time
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February 16, 2025 at 10:55 PM
being chronically ill is like being a mad wizard scientist endlessly trying to work out the ratio between sleep:food:drugs in order to crack the code on not feeling like shit all the time
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The Mummy (2017): if BtVS's Xander tried to make a horror movie featuring CG-my eyes!
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February 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The Mummy (2017): if BtVS's Xander tried to make a horror movie featuring CG-my eyes!
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