𝐇𝐀𝐕𝐄 𝐀 𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐑𝐎𝐓𝐓𝐄𝐍 𝐃𝐀𝐘!
@rottengarlicman.bsky.social
Independent portrayal of Wario from the Mario franchise
Mun is an adult
Written by Plush
Mun is an adult
Written by Plush
"...nevermind."
November 20, 2025 at 2:34 PM
"...nevermind."
"WAHAHAHA! Looks like those-a overgrown lizards are about to brawl, eh?? Well, here's-a where you PLACE YOUR BETS! Who'll win? WINNER TAKES-A ALL!"
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 PM
"WAHAHAHA! Looks like those-a overgrown lizards are about to brawl, eh?? Well, here's-a where you PLACE YOUR BETS! Who'll win? WINNER TAKES-A ALL!"
"I'mma waiting to get-a my wallet back."
November 18, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"I'mma waiting to get-a my wallet back."
November 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wario's hoping whoever gets the job done doesn't actually want the money, meaning he's mainly betting on Cassidy/Sue, Bowser or Zero to finish the job
...not that he wants anyone to know, though. His main focus is getting his wallet back
#SOLVESEARCH
...not that he wants anyone to know, though. His main focus is getting his wallet back
#SOLVESEARCH
November 18, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Wario's hoping whoever gets the job done doesn't actually want the money, meaning he's mainly betting on Cassidy/Sue, Bowser or Zero to finish the job
...not that he wants anyone to know, though. His main focus is getting his wallet back
#SOLVESEARCH
...not that he wants anyone to know, though. His main focus is getting his wallet back
#SOLVESEARCH
"...eh, as long as you get-a the job done, that's-a all that-a matters."
November 18, 2025 at 1:05 AM
"...eh, as long as you get-a the job done, that's-a all that-a matters."
"Ohoho... Getting feisty, are-a we? You must REALLY want-a that prize money!"
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
"Ohoho... Getting feisty, are-a we? You must REALLY want-a that prize money!"
"meh... If the numbers are correct, I'd definitely give them a Beatdown."
November 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
"meh... If the numbers are correct, I'd definitely give them a Beatdown."
"ohoho... I'mma seeing some promising Fighters joining the bounty... With this, I'll-a have my wallet back in-a NO TIME!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:56 AM
"ohoho... I'mma seeing some promising Fighters joining the bounty... With this, I'll-a have my wallet back in-a NO TIME!"
"because-a SURELY someone on-a here can get the job-a done quickly. But if-a all of you are-a incompetent idiots, THEN I'll-a do it myself! WAHAHAHA!"
#SOLVESEARCH
#SOLVESEARCH
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
"because-a SURELY someone on-a here can get the job-a done quickly. But if-a all of you are-a incompetent idiots, THEN I'll-a do it myself! WAHAHAHA!"
#SOLVESEARCH
#SOLVESEARCH
"Ehhhh... In that case, you'd-a be getting 500 coins, so there's-a that."
November 18, 2025 at 12:41 AM
"Ehhhh... In that case, you'd-a be getting 500 coins, so there's-a that."
"LISTEN UP, CHUMPS! IT'S-A ME, WARIO, AND YOU BETTER LISTEN-A CAREFULLY! I'm putting up a bounty for this robot named Cyn! Your goal is-a to find her, destroy her and most importantly, GET-A MY WALLET BACK! Whoever does this first will-a be handsomely rewarded with-@ 1000 coins, so GET TO IT!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:32 AM
"LISTEN UP, CHUMPS! IT'S-A ME, WARIO, AND YOU BETTER LISTEN-A CAREFULLY! I'm putting up a bounty for this robot named Cyn! Your goal is-a to find her, destroy her and most importantly, GET-A MY WALLET BACK! Whoever does this first will-a be handsomely rewarded with-@ 1000 coins, so GET TO IT!"
"Eh? Bowser's fighting the robot that just stole my wallet? BREAK THEM IN-A HALF, KOOPA!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:25 AM
"Eh? Bowser's fighting the robot that just stole my wallet? BREAK THEM IN-A HALF, KOOPA!"
"Eh??? You're with-a THAT rotten scaleface???"
November 18, 2025 at 12:22 AM
"Eh??? You're with-a THAT rotten scaleface???"
"Idiot..."
He grumbles while checking his pocket
"...my WALLET-"
He grumbles while checking his pocket
"...my WALLET-"
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
"Idiot..."
He grumbles while checking his pocket
"...my WALLET-"
He grumbles while checking his pocket
"...my WALLET-"
"...eh? Who are-a you? And who's this you're-a talking about-a?"
November 18, 2025 at 12:16 AM
"...eh? Who are-a you? And who's this you're-a talking about-a?"
"Them microgames do make-a me loads of money... But then I'll-a make even MORE money on top of-a that!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"Them microgames do make-a me loads of money... But then I'll-a make even MORE money on top of-a that!"
"OOOOH... NEXT TIME I SEE HIM, HE'S MINCED MEAT!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"OOOOH... NEXT TIME I SEE HIM, HE'S MINCED MEAT!"
"Sounds-a like Marx and this-a Cyn person got themselves in-a DEEP trouble! WAHAHAHA! Sucks to be THEM!!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:13 AM
"Sounds-a like Marx and this-a Cyn person got themselves in-a DEEP trouble! WAHAHAHA! Sucks to be THEM!!"
"Yellow Mario?? YELLOW MARIO??? OOOOH I'M GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET SAYING THAT, YOU RRRROTTEN RAT!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:11 AM
"Yellow Mario?? YELLOW MARIO??? OOOOH I'M GONNA MAKE YOU REGRET SAYING THAT, YOU RRRROTTEN RAT!"
"you dare challenge WARIO???"
November 18, 2025 at 12:10 AM
"you dare challenge WARIO???"
Wario stands there. Akuma hadn't noticed his presence... Maybe he should keep it that way
November 18, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Wario stands there. Akuma hadn't noticed his presence... Maybe he should keep it that way
"ARGH! I'll be the RICHEST man here, robo-boy! Just you WAIT!"
November 18, 2025 at 12:07 AM
"ARGH! I'll be the RICHEST man here, robo-boy! Just you WAIT!"
"Well well well... If it isn't the blue bomber!"
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
"Well well well... If it isn't the blue bomber!"