It’s actually cold enough to see your breath outside in Florida right now. If you need me, I’ll be in my backyard, looking cool AF, pretending to smoke an invisible cigarette.

I’m putting away my Christmas decorations. If I have to look at this. So do you. It’s a vintage Santa nightlight that uses the Hallow Face Illusion to follow you. He’s sees you when you’re sleeping. Total creeper. My goal is to have my tombstone like this. I mean, not with Santa’s face, with mine.