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Rob
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Hummus-loving plant-botherer.
Dedicating my life to ensuring that Liz Kendall never achieves Inbox Zero.
He/him.

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Attention restaurants: when offering a fixed-price menu, a slab of cauliflower does not offer equivalent value to a steak or a filet of salmon. Don’t pretend this is a decent main course.
December 30, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Just had basically the same dinner for a third day in a row.
December 27, 2025 at 7:57 PM
All sorts of people do that, sadly. We had this…

I forgot to take a picture of it once it was cooked 😂
December 26, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Me after having too much food and wine.
December 25, 2025 at 9:51 PM
One plate of a stuffed filo sausage spiral thing with the trimmings. Delicious.
December 25, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Jamie Oliver’s filled filo sausage spiral has been prepared for cooking.
December 25, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Merry Christmas, everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Oh, there is a sheep being hanged on the back of the door, but aside from that it’s fine. #DuvetKnowItsChristmas
December 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
My #DuvetKnowItsChristmas is my old childhood bedroom, now a very acceptable spare room with a comfy bed. The only thing is that it’s only about two miles from my actual bed, but I’ve had my orders.
December 24, 2025 at 11:17 PM
My mum is sending me coded messages.
December 24, 2025 at 10:59 AM
LOOK AT MY GLOSSY CHRISTMAS BUNS!
December 23, 2025 at 6:14 PM
I guess I should clean up after baking but the worktop looks pretty.
December 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
And there we have it: Linzer Augen. I’ll take this give the improvised cookie cutters and my years-old inability to roll out dough evenly.
December 22, 2025 at 5:08 PM
My favourite piece of post I ever got was a Christmas card from a friend in Canada. He forgot to write the country on the address, but it eventually arrived…via Sri Lanka. So I have to conclude that the Sri Lankan mail service is at least as awesome as the Royal Mail.
December 22, 2025 at 10:46 AM
It’s sprouts with everything season.
December 21, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Watching the kids TV thing on BBC4. Dear Lord, the stuff we watched. Noseybonk growing interesting looking ‘Noesgays’.

Kids today could never.
December 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Chippy lunch noms. Pigs in blankets (battered), stuffing balls, sprouts (battered) and chips with gravy and cranberry sauce.
December 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Well, glad I came in early cos town wasn’t very busy at all and also I managed to pick up this sparkly Santa hat that is way too small makes me look like I’ve got a massive square head like Kryten.
December 20, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Thank you for letting me know, Advent calendar.
December 19, 2025 at 11:32 AM
This is my favourite bit of the Allison Bailey appeal. If you don't like legalese, just skip to parragraph 77.
December 19, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Fun times trying to find my way through flooded south Leicestershire in the darkness and the rain…
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Today’s mood:
December 17, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I proper LOLed at this bit…
December 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Oh yeah. I got a new hat today. I haven’t had a bobble hat in decades. Very exciting.
December 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Wrapped two presents a full ten days before Christmas. Possibly a new personal best.

#BrownPaperPackagesTiedUpWithString
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM