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Rob 🏳️‍🌈
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Hummus-loving plant-botherer.
Dedicating my life to ensuring that Liz Kendall never achieves Inbox Zero.
He/him.

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And now over live to News At Ten.
November 10, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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Et voila. Green bits (whatever is go hand) will be added just before serving.
Big pot of hearty lentil, potato and carrot stew.
November 9, 2025 at 5:10 PM
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Lentils in the pit on top of the potato, carrots and tomato. The cooking pot topped up with stock.
November 9, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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And we are go.
A pan on the stove next to a jar of red lentils and a small bowl of spices. Onions frying with the spices. Potatoes and carrots added to the pot with onions and spices. Tomato’s stirred into the pan with the potatoes and carrots.
November 9, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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OLD GLASWEGIAN WOMEN FoR putting a steak through her heart and garlic round her neck.
November 8, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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I’m not very aspirational and also I’m tired.
A graphic with the text ‘Rob for bed’ in the style of a Zohran for New York graphic.
November 8, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Neville Chamberlain holds a plate with the words ‘fantastic curry; all very best Keir Starmer’ on it.
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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Things that are annoying: noticing that your new kitchen worktop that was only put in 6 weeks ago (and was not cheap) is starting to warp at the join.

Emails have been sent.
Close up of a kitchen worktop where two piece are starting to warm and separate.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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Glass of M&S ‘Fizzero’ and an iced bun for the Traitors.
An iced bun and a glass of wine.
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
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Today is the anniversary of Adrian Mole writing his finest work. Political commentary at its best.
Saturday, 6 November 1982 Mrs Thatcher Do you weep, Mrs Thatcher, do you weep? Do you wake, Mrs Thatcher, in your sleep? Do you weep like a sad willow? On your Marks and Spencer's pillow? Are your tears molten steel? Do you weep? Do you wake with 'Three Million' on your brain? Are you sorry that they'll never work again? When you're dressing in your blue, do you see the waiting queue? Do you weep, Mrs Thatcher, do you weep?
November 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
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post a bird announcing dick cheney is dead
November 4, 2025 at 7:25 PM
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Half of you have been talking about Christmas all day and I have 20 minutes to kill while my electric blanket warms up, so I’m going in for an episode…
November 2, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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I don’t think mine was either… 🤔
A picture of a woman sitting in front of a piano above the headline “I didn't believe my music teacher was Hitler's pianist”.
November 2, 2025 at 2:47 PM
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Microsoft AI - helpful as ever - offering to answer all the critical questions about my…

…ear wax removal appointment.
What are key talking points? What are the anticipated outcomes? Who are the main attendees?
November 1, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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YES, I’ve had my flu jab! No need to gang up on me!
November 1, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Have a look at some of the houses that 'rock bottom' Andrew Windsor might live in according to another BBC article.
A massive house with multiple wings and big bay windows A big red brick house with three chimneys and a big garden A massive house with many chimneys next to a lake A massive manor house in the countryside.
October 31, 2025 at 12:02 PM
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Living out your retirement rent-free on a large country estate with your home and lifestyle funded by your billionaire monarch brother is not 'rock bottom', BBC.
Headline "Is this finally rock bottom for Mr Andrew Mountbatten Windsor?\
October 31, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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Oh there’s more to come, isn’t there?
Picture of Andrew Mountbatten Windsor and the headline “Prince Andrew to lose 'prince' title and move out of Royal Lodge: "Prince Andrew will now be known as Andrew Mountbatten Windsor," Buckingham Palace says
October 30, 2025 at 7:16 PM
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Chucked her under the bus with this bit, then. It was her responsibility.
We've just heard for the first time from the letting agency which oversaw the renting out of Rachel Reeves' former family home. They were previously declining to comment but Gareth Martin, owner of Harvey Wheeler, has now released a statement - here it is in full: "We alert all our clients to the need for a licence. In an effort to be helpful our previous property manager offered to apply for a licence on these clients' behalf, as shown in the correspondence. "That property manager suddenly resigned on the Friday before the tenancy began on the following Monday. "Unfortunately, the lack of application was not picked up by us as we do not normally apply for licences on behalf of our clients; the onus is on them to apply. "We have apologised to the owners for this oversight. "At the time the tenancy began, all the relevant certificates were in place and if the licence had been applied for, we have no doubt it would have been granted. "Our clients would have been under the impression that a licence had been applied for. Although it is not our responsibility to apply, we did offer to help with this. "We deeply regret the issue caused to our clients as they would have been under the impression that a licence had been applied for."
October 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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There is very little in community politics that is more racist-coded than “concerns about traffic”.

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Some residents in the area told councillors they had concerns about traffic safety should the building be brought back into use.
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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His face. LOL.
October 29, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Remember Plaggy Bags Polly, anyone??
Two tweets from Polly Mackenzie: Tweet 1: Four years ago Lib Dem Ministers started agitating for a 5p charge on plastic bags. It took us months to persuade Cameron and Osborne. Tweet 2: We finally got the policy in an eve-of-conference trade, in return for tightening benefit sanctions.
October 29, 2025 at 8:55 AM
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Irresponsibly posting my location on social media.
A close up of a road in a map called ‘Butthole Lane’.
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Well, on this classy note, I think I’ll say N’night. N’night x
October 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
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“I have bought wine on the way home”
Bloodied corner of a room with TV, lamp and window all drenched in splattered blood
October 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM