Michael Simons
@rotnroll666.bsky.social
👨👩👦👦👨🏻💻🚴🏻 – Father, Husband, Developer, Athlete. Author of Spring Boot Buch, and DuckDB in Action with Manning. Java champion working at Neo4j on various integrations within the JVM ecosystem.
More: https://michael-simons.eu
More: https://michael-simons.eu
I got similar feedback for my "DuckDB in Action" book… People had been very surprised what is possible these days.
November 10, 2025 at 10:55 AM
I got similar feedback for my "DuckDB in Action" book… People had been very surprised what is possible these days.
November 6, 2025 at 11:49 AM
Interview question:
"What is a Lazy Constant?" - "Lifegoals."
Kidding aside, great feature.
"What is a Lazy Constant?" - "Lifegoals."
Kidding aside, great feature.
October 31, 2025 at 8:42 AM
Interview question:
"What is a Lazy Constant?" - "Lifegoals."
Kidding aside, great feature.
"What is a Lazy Constant?" - "Lifegoals."
Kidding aside, great feature.
Thank you. I got rid of a few illusions, which is probably not a bad thing.
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Thank you. I got rid of a few illusions, which is probably not a bad thing.
Uffz. That's awful to hear.
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Uffz. That's awful to hear.
What do you mean by "slow"?
October 24, 2025 at 6:40 AM
What do you mean by "slow"?
Because it's beautiful? At least in my view.
October 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Because it's beautiful? At least in my view.
I mean, even most boys grew out of calling them once out of curiosity or didn’t they? Unsure not that I think of it.
looking back so harmless compared to what is now available everywhere.
looking back so harmless compared to what is now available everywhere.
October 17, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I mean, even most boys grew out of calling them once out of curiosity or didn’t they? Unsure not that I think of it.
looking back so harmless compared to what is now available everywhere.
looking back so harmless compared to what is now available everywhere.
🤣 oh man. How do I get that imagine ever again out of my head?! Reife KI in Deiner Nachbarschaft will mit Dir reden. RUF JETZT AN!
October 17, 2025 at 7:33 PM
🤣 oh man. How do I get that imagine ever again out of my head?! Reife KI in Deiner Nachbarschaft will mit Dir reden. RUF JETZT AN!
On that post: *insert two button meme here options AGI / pivot to porn
Effectively, “the internet is for porn” still is effect.
Effectively, “the internet is for porn” still is effect.
October 17, 2025 at 7:09 PM
On that post: *insert two button meme here options AGI / pivot to porn
Effectively, “the internet is for porn” still is effect.
Effectively, “the internet is for porn” still is effect.
@duckdb.org has it too, quite useful
October 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
@duckdb.org has it too, quite useful