I fondly remember watching austin powers as a kid with my exasperated parents who struggled to describe the abstract concept of what a "mojo" is and why it was represented as lavalamp goo trapped in a beaker

I was handed a march madness bracket to fill out at work today and I'm clueless about sports so naturally I'm going to imagine each of the team mascots fighting to the death and base my predictions on that

hey I'm back

giddy up, jinglefeet, pick up your horse

this is my first tweet