Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate)
@rosswbermaniv.bsky.social
Folk City Hustler. Culture Vulture. Music. Comedy. Film Twitter. Chicago. Bart Simpson’s last disciple & Claire Denis's strongest soldier. Writer/Editor at Wrestling Inc.
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“Carrington Lane was a student of mine, but another student, Carr, was swayed by the Dark Side and killed her.”
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
“Carrington Lane was a student of mine, but another student, Carr, was swayed by the Dark Side and killed her.”
Glenn Close and Sarah Paulson on All’s Fair
December 2, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Glenn Close and Sarah Paulson on All’s Fair
We did it, folks
November 27, 2025 at 7:50 PM
We did it, folks
Making mac n cheese for Friendsgiving
November 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Making mac n cheese for Friendsgiving
"How many times do you get to turn 35?...11?"
November 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
"How many times do you get to turn 35?...11?"
Realizing this is my last movie of 34 and feeling the unceasing pull of time and age and how it all passes by so quickly. Our existence is not even a blink of an eye in the grand cosmic scheme of the universe.
Anyway, now seated.
Anyway, now seated.
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Realizing this is my last movie of 34 and feeling the unceasing pull of time and age and how it all passes by so quickly. Our existence is not even a blink of an eye in the grand cosmic scheme of the universe.
Anyway, now seated.
Anyway, now seated.
It’s basically AI Bob Dylan lyrics
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 AM
It’s basically AI Bob Dylan lyrics
“Guy who dreams of trains.
Got the railroad in his head.
He’s gonna have these train dreams
Until he’s good and dead
He’s a logger in the woods
Yeah he laid down the track
He’s looking for his family
But they’re not coming back”
Got the railroad in his head.
He’s gonna have these train dreams
Until he’s good and dead
He’s a logger in the woods
Yeah he laid down the track
He’s looking for his family
But they’re not coming back”
November 24, 2025 at 4:24 AM
“Guy who dreams of trains.
Got the railroad in his head.
He’s gonna have these train dreams
Until he’s good and dead
He’s a logger in the woods
Yeah he laid down the track
He’s looking for his family
But they’re not coming back”
Got the railroad in his head.
He’s gonna have these train dreams
Until he’s good and dead
He’s a logger in the woods
Yeah he laid down the track
He’s looking for his family
But they’re not coming back”
Now watching
November 24, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Now watching
I don’t want Dr. Mark Greene to start getting headaches
November 24, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I don’t want Dr. Mark Greene to start getting headaches
I forgot that Sally Field arrives exactly like this in her first ER episode
November 24, 2025 at 12:52 AM
I forgot that Sally Field arrives exactly like this in her first ER episode
Blue Moon (2025, Linklater)
November 23, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Blue Moon (2025, Linklater)
You know what time it is
November 23, 2025 at 12:50 AM
You know what time it is
Stephen Schwartz:
November 23, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Stephen Schwartz:
Anyway now seated
November 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Anyway now seated
I actually met Jay Kelly 20 years ago at the Tribeca Film Festival and he gave me a free shirt. Nice guy, gonna show up and support him.
November 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I actually met Jay Kelly 20 years ago at the Tribeca Film Festival and he gave me a free shirt. Nice guy, gonna show up and support him.
In the words of the waitress from Inherent Vice, “You’re gonna wanna get good and fucked up for this meal.”
November 21, 2025 at 7:35 PM
In the words of the waitress from Inherent Vice, “You’re gonna wanna get good and fucked up for this meal.”
“Drive boy, dive boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy”
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy”
November 21, 2025 at 5:44 PM
“Drive boy, dive boy
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy”
Dirty numb angel boy
In the doorway boy
She was a lipstick boy
She was a beautiful boy
And tears boy
And all in your inner space boy”
Ken Burns painting the 1778 eclipse as a borderline-supernatural moment that united the disparate colonies in episode 5 of The American Revolution
November 21, 2025 at 5:38 PM
Ken Burns painting the 1778 eclipse as a borderline-supernatural moment that united the disparate colonies in episode 5 of The American Revolution
Chicago finally has a decent slice of pizza. I used to pray for times like these.
November 15, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Chicago finally has a decent slice of pizza. I used to pray for times like these.