ryan is a jewish guy in space
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the ending of harry potter, when you find out he's just some punk bitch little kid who was famous for bullshit really resonated with me because i hate children and harry potter sucks
her: wow, that’s it? i thought you were gonna tell me you’re a furry or someone
me [using my foot to lightly shove the chuck e. cheese mask back under my bed]: haha nope, just a micropenis
me [using my foot to lightly shove the chuck e. cheese mask back under my bed]: haha nope, just a micropenis
July 29, 2025 at 3:07 PM
her: wow, that’s it? i thought you were gonna tell me you’re a furry or someone
me [using my foot to lightly shove the chuck e. cheese mask back under my bed]: haha nope, just a micropenis
me [using my foot to lightly shove the chuck e. cheese mask back under my bed]: haha nope, just a micropenis
she’s got a ticket to ride (the shrek merry-go-round)
July 29, 2025 at 2:59 PM
she’s got a ticket to ride (the shrek merry-go-round)
I actually do find the male body image back and forth a little obnoxious. There's undeniable truth to men shaming other men's bodies, but the discourse is now bordering on reverse body shaming, which means we learned very little about discussing these issues from when the subject was women.
July 20, 2025 at 2:59 PM
I actually do find the male body image back and forth a little obnoxious. There's undeniable truth to men shaming other men's bodies, but the discourse is now bordering on reverse body shaming, which means we learned very little about discussing these issues from when the subject was women.
The fine line between "IDGAF if you like me, bro" and being an asshole is thin, which is why I do my best to be considerate and not annoy strangers while being absolutely, utterly annoying to everyone I care about, explicitly by design.
July 20, 2025 at 2:46 PM
The fine line between "IDGAF if you like me, bro" and being an asshole is thin, which is why I do my best to be considerate and not annoy strangers while being absolutely, utterly annoying to everyone I care about, explicitly by design.
no please, let your kid scream in the coffee shop between intermittent coughs and the slamming of toys everywhere
July 20, 2025 at 1:55 PM
no please, let your kid scream in the coffee shop between intermittent coughs and the slamming of toys everywhere
at some point when you’re so broken the only thing that will put you back together is more shards of glass and yes this made sense to me before i wrote it out just now
July 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
at some point when you’re so broken the only thing that will put you back together is more shards of glass and yes this made sense to me before i wrote it out just now
the sky is blue. the ocean is blue. but at night, the sky isn’t blue, and when i drink water, it isn’t blue, and when i drink piss it’s actually closer to green. what do you guys think this means
July 20, 2025 at 3:32 AM
the sky is blue. the ocean is blue. but at night, the sky isn’t blue, and when i drink water, it isn’t blue, and when i drink piss it’s actually closer to green. what do you guys think this means
psyche!!!
Sometimes I am convinced I will die alone and then i realize i have three people who i could call to have a nice night out on short notice and maybe im just a picky fucking idiot
July 20, 2025 at 3:19 AM
psyche!!!
Hey babe you ok? you haven’t texted me “running late still” for two hours, which was an hour and fifteen minutes after we were supposed to meet up.
July 20, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Hey babe you ok? you haven’t texted me “running late still” for two hours, which was an hour and fifteen minutes after we were supposed to meet up.
While you guys were busy complaining about jeffrey epstein I was out there making the world a better place by being on my phone too much so nobody had to interact with me
July 20, 2025 at 3:03 AM
While you guys were busy complaining about jeffrey epstein I was out there making the world a better place by being on my phone too much so nobody had to interact with me
do you guys think it’s cute when i post my unfiltered thoughts like a teenager? do you guys think it’s sexy when i show that i have emotional depth by showing how unstable i am
July 20, 2025 at 2:52 AM
do you guys think it’s cute when i post my unfiltered thoughts like a teenager? do you guys think it’s sexy when i show that i have emotional depth by showing how unstable i am
Ok i hit this chick up and she’s 2 hours late. Maybe i’m not picky, i’m just sick of this shit every time
Sometimes I am convinced I will die alone and then i realize i have three people who i could call to have a nice night out on short notice and maybe im just a picky fucking idiot
July 20, 2025 at 1:59 AM
Ok i hit this chick up and she’s 2 hours late. Maybe i’m not picky, i’m just sick of this shit every time
POV you’re my penis
July 20, 2025 at 1:41 AM
POV you’re my penis
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Rocky Horror Picture Show, more like Rocky This Movie Is Horrible And Everyone Who Likes It Should Die Picture Show
December 16, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Rocky Horror Picture Show, more like Rocky This Movie Is Horrible And Everyone Who Likes It Should Die Picture Show
Sometimes I am convinced I will die alone and then i realize i have three people who i could call to have a nice night out on short notice and maybe im just a picky fucking idiot
July 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Sometimes I am convinced I will die alone and then i realize i have three people who i could call to have a nice night out on short notice and maybe im just a picky fucking idiot
Who has two thumbs and found the password to this account on a sticky note next to an expired piece of cheese
July 11, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Who has two thumbs and found the password to this account on a sticky note next to an expired piece of cheese
There simply aren’t enough trench coats filled with children attempting to pass a businessmen anymore.
January 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
There simply aren’t enough trench coats filled with children attempting to pass a businessmen anymore.
I told a prospective ryan-genital enthusiast that like her I am not looking for a pen pal but instead someone to eat cheese with, and if this doesn’t make her fall in love with me it was not meant to be.
January 23, 2025 at 4:24 AM
I told a prospective ryan-genital enthusiast that like her I am not looking for a pen pal but instead someone to eat cheese with, and if this doesn’t make her fall in love with me it was not meant to be.
Sometimes I write a skeet so bad on main that nobody likes it and I forget it’s not my alt
January 23, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Sometimes I write a skeet so bad on main that nobody likes it and I forget it’s not my alt
I like randomly name dropping that one of the worlds richest non-nazi billionaires follows me and only like a few hundred other people on here, because it doesn’t make me seem important, it just makes him look utterly deranged
January 23, 2025 at 4:17 AM
I like randomly name dropping that one of the worlds richest non-nazi billionaires follows me and only like a few hundred other people on here, because it doesn’t make me seem important, it just makes him look utterly deranged
mork cubing be posting a lot. like bro , uh desperate for my attention much?
January 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
mork cubing be posting a lot. like bro , uh desperate for my attention much?
Uho my ex and i are rebounding at the same time
January 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Uho my ex and i are rebounding at the same time
Rocky Horror Picture Show, more like Rocky This Movie Is Horrible And Everyone Who Likes It Should Die Picture Show
December 16, 2024 at 5:52 AM
Rocky Horror Picture Show, more like Rocky This Movie Is Horrible And Everyone Who Likes It Should Die Picture Show
Signing on to both spite and validate my therapist
December 7, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Signing on to both spite and validate my therapist
Who's up and ready to fuck (cry)
December 7, 2024 at 4:38 AM
Who's up and ready to fuck (cry)