Ross Parsons
@rossparsons.bsky.social
Stopping myself from telling the flight attendant who he sounds like
November 14, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Stopping myself from telling the flight attendant who he sounds like
resident of the dilbert castle can't afford healthcare
November 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
resident of the dilbert castle can't afford healthcare
Elon repeatedly having to reset Grok has me wondering if there's someone in the office secretly switching the dial back to "woke"
September 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Elon repeatedly having to reset Grok has me wondering if there's someone in the office secretly switching the dial back to "woke"
Me watching the Democrats fail to score any political points on a pedophile ruining the economy and destroying health care
September 9, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Me watching the Democrats fail to score any political points on a pedophile ruining the economy and destroying health care
Found my perfect gummy in Oregon and I’m afraid there’s nothing like it in New York
August 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Found my perfect gummy in Oregon and I’m afraid there’s nothing like it in New York
Next Democratic candidate for President if they run on Medicare for All and releasing the actual Epstein files
July 7, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Next Democratic candidate for President if they run on Medicare for All and releasing the actual Epstein files
New Yorkers to Cuomo
June 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
New Yorkers to Cuomo
Biden having shooters is crazy, especially "he was actually mentally sound but brought down by a conspiracy" shooters.
May 15, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Biden having shooters is crazy, especially "he was actually mentally sound but brought down by a conspiracy" shooters.
Roommate got a mother's day postcard from Hakeem Jeffries despite not being a mother or living in his district. Well oiled political machine we got here
May 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Roommate got a mother's day postcard from Hakeem Jeffries despite not being a mother or living in his district. Well oiled political machine we got here
American Pope telling the Vatican how it's gonna be
May 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
American Pope telling the Vatican how it's gonna be
Watching Sam Darnold get sacked for the 8th time in the first half after I asked the bartenders to put the Seahawks on
April 13, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Watching Sam Darnold get sacked for the 8th time in the first half after I asked the bartenders to put the Seahawks on
Even if you think Trump still has his wits about him, he’s not one of the GOATs of business. He’s not even a Hall of Famer, he peaked in NYC real estate. You’re counting on late career Russell Wilson to run your offense.
April 6, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Even if you think Trump still has his wits about him, he’s not one of the GOATs of business. He’s not even a Hall of Famer, he peaked in NYC real estate. You’re counting on late career Russell Wilson to run your offense.
Love how much this fool loves staring at things
April 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Love how much this fool loves staring at things
Commenter really said I was serving too much poor to be a believable Seattle fan
March 24, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Commenter really said I was serving too much poor to be a believable Seattle fan
Get in the Barkley, Shinji
March 22, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Get in the Barkley, Shinji
trying to cape for the Bush administration two decades later
March 20, 2025 at 8:55 PM
trying to cape for the Bush administration two decades later
We need Democrat leaders whose x-rays come back like this
March 14, 2025 at 4:00 AM
We need Democrat leaders whose x-rays come back like this
Watching the Democrats failing to score points against a billionaire Nazi with a breeding fetish going after Social Security
March 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Watching the Democrats failing to score points against a billionaire Nazi with a breeding fetish going after Social Security
The real Best Picture
March 3, 2025 at 3:46 AM
The real Best Picture