Ross
@rossovg.bsky.social
Chicken hearts and coffee for lunch
December 16, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Chicken hearts and coffee for lunch
Moping around like a jaded single guy on Valentine’s Day because I’m too old to trick-or-treat. “To me it’s just another day of the year. Hope that $100 costume was worth it suckers”
October 31, 2025 at 7:07 AM
Moping around like a jaded single guy on Valentine’s Day because I’m too old to trick-or-treat. “To me it’s just another day of the year. Hope that $100 costume was worth it suckers”
(Bluesky counting the seconds I hover over a gay furry illustration in the discover feed while I scramble to find and select the “show me less” option)
Oh he loves this
Oh he loves this
September 13, 2025 at 11:59 PM
(Bluesky counting the seconds I hover over a gay furry illustration in the discover feed while I scramble to find and select the “show me less” option)
Oh he loves this
Oh he loves this
(Mumbling to myself in the back of a crowded bus) I remember when companies used to sponsor things. Now everything is “powered by”
(Teen with recalled neuralink looking up from his livestream) Sir, may I kill you as a prank?
(Teen with recalled neuralink looking up from his livestream) Sir, may I kill you as a prank?
September 9, 2025 at 9:00 AM
(Mumbling to myself in the back of a crowded bus) I remember when companies used to sponsor things. Now everything is “powered by”
(Teen with recalled neuralink looking up from his livestream) Sir, may I kill you as a prank?
(Teen with recalled neuralink looking up from his livestream) Sir, may I kill you as a prank?
(When the last step of the recipe isn’t “enjoy”)
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
July 21, 2025 at 9:25 AM
(When the last step of the recipe isn’t “enjoy”)
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
Well what the fuck am I supposed to do now?
A theoretical beer that can be consumed by the mind and induces the idea of being drunk.
July 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
A theoretical beer that can be consumed by the mind and induces the idea of being drunk.
He’s the leader of the bunch; you know him well.
July 7, 2025 at 9:59 PM
He’s the leader of the bunch; you know him well.
It’s cool in Japan how their public toilets sometimes play the sound of running water to help mask the sound of your embarrassing bodily functions. They should have one that plays the sound of a car crash, or some close up audio of a wrestling match.
June 25, 2025 at 10:09 PM
It’s cool in Japan how their public toilets sometimes play the sound of running water to help mask the sound of your embarrassing bodily functions. They should have one that plays the sound of a car crash, or some close up audio of a wrestling match.
We gave 100 millennial men a time machine to see how they would change the world. Remarkably, all of them traveled to some time between 1998-2000 in an attempt to write and record the song Fat Lip before Sum 41. Many came into direct physical conflict with one another.
May 29, 2025 at 11:44 PM
We gave 100 millennial men a time machine to see how they would change the world. Remarkably, all of them traveled to some time between 1998-2000 in an attempt to write and record the song Fat Lip before Sum 41. Many came into direct physical conflict with one another.
A concerned citizen has broken down the door to my unventilated storage closet/home office. They have pulled me away from my Teams call by the scruff of my neck, saying “you’re okay now buddy, let’s get you some water”
May 28, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A concerned citizen has broken down the door to my unventilated storage closet/home office. They have pulled me away from my Teams call by the scruff of my neck, saying “you’re okay now buddy, let’s get you some water”
Officially moved out of my old neighborhood. A lot of fond memories, but special shout out to the cafe that, prior to accepting payment, requires you to review and verbally agree to the cafe rules. Namely, that laptops are not allowed, and that they do not sell any food (is that a rule?)
April 30, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Officially moved out of my old neighborhood. A lot of fond memories, but special shout out to the cafe that, prior to accepting payment, requires you to review and verbally agree to the cafe rules. Namely, that laptops are not allowed, and that they do not sell any food (is that a rule?)
I’ll be so pissed if they pick me as the next pope.
April 22, 2025 at 1:50 AM
I’ll be so pissed if they pick me as the next pope.
Every time I describe my job out loud it’s just the Paul Rudd celery man sketch
March 12, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Every time I describe my job out loud it’s just the Paul Rudd celery man sketch
Trying to crush a beer can on my forehead and bleeding out.
March 1, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Trying to crush a beer can on my forehead and bleeding out.
Imagine you’re a monster, just chilling in the field. Then some kid plays a card that sends your ass to the graveyard.
February 8, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Imagine you’re a monster, just chilling in the field. Then some kid plays a card that sends your ass to the graveyard.
Imagining a toddler with an ipad discovering episodes of Sesame Street and Barney from the 90s saying “damn okay this actually goes pretty hard”
January 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Imagining a toddler with an ipad discovering episodes of Sesame Street and Barney from the 90s saying “damn okay this actually goes pretty hard”
Making my daily rounds to all the local bakeries to ask if they’ll let me lick the cake batter off their dirty mixers.
January 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Making my daily rounds to all the local bakeries to ask if they’ll let me lick the cake batter off their dirty mixers.
Companies should offer a kind of daily double system to their payroll where an employee can wager part or all of their monthly paycheck to answer carefully curated questions taken from the employee handbook.
January 24, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Companies should offer a kind of daily double system to their payroll where an employee can wager part or all of their monthly paycheck to answer carefully curated questions taken from the employee handbook.
Keep your political opinions off of LinkedIn, please. LinkedIn is for celebrating work anniversaries. It is for replying “I’m interested” to hiring managers for jobs you are not qualified for. It is for reaching 4.3x as many people with a free trial of Premium.
January 24, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Keep your political opinions off of LinkedIn, please. LinkedIn is for celebrating work anniversaries. It is for replying “I’m interested” to hiring managers for jobs you are not qualified for. It is for reaching 4.3x as many people with a free trial of Premium.
Plumber was a no show this morning. Can’t get in touch to reschedule. That’s fine. We all experience life at different paces. I wish him good fortune and growth on his journey.
January 10, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Plumber was a no show this morning. Can’t get in touch to reschedule. That’s fine. We all experience life at different paces. I wish him good fortune and growth on his journey.
It’s my year on the Chinese zodiac. I’ve been going around to McDonald’s, Starbucks, etc. asking what I can get for free. No luck so far. At least everyone has to be nice to me this year.
January 1, 2025 at 8:59 PM
It’s my year on the Chinese zodiac. I’ve been going around to McDonald’s, Starbucks, etc. asking what I can get for free. No luck so far. At least everyone has to be nice to me this year.
We are wilding out with some tazukuri and beers.
December 31, 2024 at 3:03 AM
We are wilding out with some tazukuri and beers.
Don’t like the airport. Has anyone else ever been to one of these?
December 28, 2024 at 3:42 AM
Don’t like the airport. Has anyone else ever been to one of these?