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ROSS MAY tied an onion to his belt.
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It was the style at the time.

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February 27, 2024 at 1:28 AM
December 22, 2023 at 2:31 AM
December 8, 2023 at 1:33 AM
November 29, 2023 at 11:40 PM
November 3, 2023 at 1:45 AM
Then where's my Ducktales movie?!

It's fine, I have it on disc. Just saying, it IS the first DisneyToon.

Up to me, I'd cut some of the other DisneyToons like Planes 2 or Jungle Book 2 for "Return of Jafar." Not saying it's good, but that movie was profitable & made DisneyToons the sequel factory.
October 24, 2023 at 2:58 AM
Did you see that "100 movie blu ray" set? To get to that number they're including Pixar, the Tim Burton stop motion movies, and pad it out with a few DisneyToons.
October 23, 2023 at 8:56 PM
So no Pixar, no DisneyToon, no TV-only characters, nothing outside Disney Studios.

That meant that to me, the biggest omission was Roger Rabbit, animated outside the studio in the UK.
October 23, 2023 at 5:48 AM
I wish that special was funny.

I probably missed a lot. Yeah, I noticed that Uncle Scrooge got in there on the condition it was from Mickey's Xmas Carol. That, and "Scrooge McDuck and Money" would be the only things counting as his Disney Studio appearances.
October 23, 2023 at 5:45 AM
It is the "deepest" movie for 20 year olds.

Fun bit: You can feel extra smart if you realise the "invisible rabbit" is an elaborate gag on Harvey.
October 23, 2023 at 4:56 AM
What's crazy is the first sequel, Spiral, is probably the second best one, and it's considered so bad they ditched it entirely and started a new continuity with the same actors the next year.
October 23, 2023 at 4:53 AM
I'm watching every Japanese Ring movie and they almost all suck.

Should've stopped at 1.
October 23, 2023 at 4:52 AM
September 19, 2023 at 11:48 PM
Come over for Ross' Ribfest.

I made my own BBQ sauce. The vinegar I use comes from preserved beets we made.
September 14, 2023 at 1:23 AM
I could've made this Poirot (my fav) but he would NEVER solve a crime in a mud pit.

I considered Columbo, but I didn't want to do that to him either.
September 3, 2023 at 7:18 PM
One dead body. Thousands of suspects. A mud pit with no roads home. Water, food, and time are running out.

Detective Kellerman has three days to solve the Burning Man Murder.
September 3, 2023 at 7:17 PM