Ross Lawson
@rosslawson.bsky.social
Musician. Former 12 year old genius.
Worst advent calendar ever.
December 20, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Worst advent calendar ever.
Journalists looking through the Epstein files:
December 20, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Journalists looking through the Epstein files:
Finally, somewhere I can keep my poon and patula.
November 8, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Finally, somewhere I can keep my poon and patula.
Went for an hour and a half walk this afternoon. This is 40 minutes from my house, apparently. Quite pleasant.
October 12, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Went for an hour and a half walk this afternoon. This is 40 minutes from my house, apparently. Quite pleasant.
Just cut my finger slicing open an avocado, pretty much the most middle class injury imaginable.
October 12, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Just cut my finger slicing open an avocado, pretty much the most middle class injury imaginable.
Can they get Sky One with this thing?
September 17, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Can they get Sky One with this thing?
Trump: "A lot of people are speculating that I've got dementia and I'm on the brink of death. I need a distraction that's going to make me look lucid and healthy."
Giuliani: "I'm on it."
Giuliani: "I'm on it."
August 31, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Trump: "A lot of people are speculating that I've got dementia and I'm on the brink of death. I need a distraction that's going to make me look lucid and healthy."
Giuliani: "I'm on it."
Giuliani: "I'm on it."
Live footage of Rudy Giuliani coming to the aid of a domestic violence victim.
August 31, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Live footage of Rudy Giuliani coming to the aid of a domestic violence victim.
Was just walking down the street when this fella jumped over my head. I think we were both taken by surprise.
May 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Was just walking down the street when this fella jumped over my head. I think we were both taken by surprise.
Ok, thanks. Keep us posted, yeah? @news.sky.com
March 29, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Ok, thanks. Keep us posted, yeah? @news.sky.com
Only one of these portraits is terrible.
March 24, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Only one of these portraits is terrible.
Disappointed no one's used this:
March 13, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Disappointed no one's used this:
Yesterday afternoon something peculiar happened. The neighbours put a sheet of wood up against the pen. I'm not sure if this was so the dog couldn't see out or I couldn't see in. Either way, the whimpering paused. I'm pretty sure the dog was still inside.
March 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Yesterday afternoon something peculiar happened. The neighbours put a sheet of wood up against the pen. I'm not sure if this was so the dog couldn't see out or I couldn't see in. Either way, the whimpering paused. I'm pretty sure the dog was still inside.
In the three days since the dog has sat in its pen, looking out forlornly and whimpering, loud enough that I can hear it in my house and honestly, it's tearing my heart out.
March 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
In the three days since the dog has sat in its pen, looking out forlornly and whimpering, loud enough that I can hear it in my house and honestly, it's tearing my heart out.
Hey. So, a couple of months ago I got new neighbours. Keep to themselves, I said hi once and got blanked, that's fine. Last week they were building a pen. On Tuesday afternoon, this dog appeared.
March 13, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Hey. So, a couple of months ago I got new neighbours. Keep to themselves, I said hi once and got blanked, that's fine. Last week they were building a pen. On Tuesday afternoon, this dog appeared.
Currently reading On The Road, Jack Kerouac's novel about waiting for Tesco to deliver his groceries.
March 11, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Currently reading On The Road, Jack Kerouac's novel about waiting for Tesco to deliver his groceries.
I'm guessing he has a search set up for Elvis Presley posts. But wait...
March 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm guessing he has a search set up for Elvis Presley posts. But wait...
It ends with him telling me to fuck off (he messaged me, just to be clear).
March 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
It ends with him telling me to fuck off (he messaged me, just to be clear).
This is genuinely one of the funniest exchanges I've ever had on social media- some random guy who was so bothered by a daft joke that he messaged me for two days. Not even the hellsite reached this level of batshit insanity.
March 11, 2025 at 6:01 PM
This is genuinely one of the funniest exchanges I've ever had on social media- some random guy who was so bothered by a daft joke that he messaged me for two days. Not even the hellsite reached this level of batshit insanity.