The three spirits:
December 25, 2024 at 12:19 AM
The three spirits:
But on the plus side, Australia is at least in a different hemisphere to Donald Trump. And Lake Eyre (Kati Thanda) is pretty awesome ... unless you actually want water in it.
December 16, 2024 at 12:38 AM
But on the plus side, Australia is at least in a different hemisphere to Donald Trump. And Lake Eyre (Kati Thanda) is pretty awesome ... unless you actually want water in it.
Skippy would like a word ... and that word is "tch! tch! tch! tch! tch! tch!!!"
December 10, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Skippy would like a word ... and that word is "tch! tch! tch! tch! tch! tch!!!"
When they realized what they had done, they started changing the operating system so your old programs no longer run. And then when they realized you could just keep the old operating systems they made it impossible to turn off "updates". Now they are busy moving everything online. Resist!
December 9, 2024 at 1:44 AM
When they realized what they had done, they started changing the operating system so your old programs no longer run. And then when they realized you could just keep the old operating systems they made it impossible to turn off "updates". Now they are busy moving everything online. Resist!
Oh, I don't know - what about the rebirth of the Sex Party as the Reason Party? I mean, who needs a reason for sex?
December 7, 2024 at 1:23 AM
Oh, I don't know - what about the rebirth of the Sex Party as the Reason Party? I mean, who needs a reason for sex?
SPOILER: Soylent Green was people too.
December 6, 2024 at 2:53 AM
SPOILER: Soylent Green was people too.
What makes you think it was done by mistake?
December 6, 2024 at 2:04 AM
What makes you think it was done by mistake?
They're called "libraries". But for god's sake don't tell anyone.
December 5, 2024 at 9:49 AM
They're called "libraries". But for god's sake don't tell anyone.
You are stealing their time and their tranquility.
December 4, 2024 at 1:47 AM
You are stealing their time and their tranquility.
And thank goodness for that!
December 3, 2024 at 6:06 AM
And thank goodness for that!
Your silicone is fine. It is your cooking that is dangerous.
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
Your silicone is fine. It is your cooking that is dangerous.
Fine. But how much do you charge and when can you start?
December 1, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Fine. But how much do you charge and when can you start?
Well, Australia's Future Fund invests in offshore weapons manufacturers. Compared to that, this is at least life affirming.
December 1, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Well, Australia's Future Fund invests in offshore weapons manufacturers. Compared to that, this is at least life affirming.
I wonder how many people were never seen again just because they got off at the wrong station. Stiff penalty!
December 1, 2024 at 2:13 AM
I wonder how many people were never seen again just because they got off at the wrong station. Stiff penalty!
According to that definition, email is an "age-restricted social media platform". Does this mean I'm finally "cool" again?
December 1, 2024 at 2:04 AM
According to that definition, email is an "age-restricted social media platform". Does this mean I'm finally "cool" again?
Follow the money.
November 30, 2024 at 11:06 PM
Follow the money.
I'm in two minds about this.
November 30, 2024 at 9:40 AM
I'm in two minds about this.
I could care less.
November 30, 2024 at 5:31 AM
I could care less.
It's like when you look at a medieval suit of armor. You can't believe that people were that small back in the dim dark past.
November 30, 2024 at 12:37 AM
It's like when you look at a medieval suit of armor. You can't believe that people were that small back in the dim dark past.
Thank you!, thank you!, thank you!
I wondered what had happened overnight. BlueSky should not just go in and change the algorithm on you. Isn't that why we all left the-platform-that-must-not-be-named?
I wondered what had happened overnight. BlueSky should not just go in and change the algorithm on you. Isn't that why we all left the-platform-that-must-not-be-named?
November 29, 2024 at 10:48 PM
Thank you!, thank you!, thank you!
I wondered what had happened overnight. BlueSky should not just go in and change the algorithm on you. Isn't that why we all left the-platform-that-must-not-be-named?
I wondered what had happened overnight. BlueSky should not just go in and change the algorithm on you. Isn't that why we all left the-platform-that-must-not-be-named?
“I do believe in Fairies! I do! I do!”
November 28, 2024 at 11:15 PM
“I do believe in Fairies! I do! I do!”
Morrison had to award himself five secret ministries so he could overrule decisions he didn't like. Albo just does it. Does this make Albo a better PM? Asking for a friend.
November 27, 2024 at 10:14 PM
Morrison had to award himself five secret ministries so he could overrule decisions he didn't like. Albo just does it. Does this make Albo a better PM? Asking for a friend.
Oooh, I do envy you - you WILL enjoy that!
November 27, 2024 at 7:22 AM
Oooh, I do envy you - you WILL enjoy that!