a couple times while lucid dreaming i've thought "ooh let's try breathing underwater!" and then immediately i begin to drown and spend the next minute of the dream coughing and hacking

in all my years of drinking beer, this was a new one for me

while cleaning up the various garbage that blows into my driveway i found this wonderful penne a la vodka recipe

sobbing in my wife's lap for exactly five seconds during the end credits of The Hours (2002) until my amazon fire stick autoplays the next movie directly against my wishes and launches immediately into an ad for itself, effortlessly dissolving every single emotion i'm experiencing

i'm making a multiplayer online game about backyard birds in biplanes battling in crazy colorful environments for glory and worms. give us a wishlist if you're into that kind of thing store.steampowered.com/app/2838790/...

saw this living legend on 495 the other day. for some reason the locksmith inside joke took me out