Ross Barlow
rossbarlow.bsky.social
Ross Barlow
@rossbarlow.bsky.social
Wrote an RPG called Ker-Splat then proceeded to do nothing of note. Profile Picture by Evelyn Hewitt.
Albino squirrel spotted outside South Norwood Library. Super cool and rare.
September 9, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Being a father for 6 years really drills home what's important...

Like making a tier list of all the cartoons my kid has watched!
September 7, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Would definitely tune in for this Hound of the Baskevilles reveal.
September 3, 2025 at 12:09 AM
July 25, 2025 at 9:40 AM
Apologies to anyone whose poignant, insightful, life changing skeets get caught in the huge net I am rolling out to avoid wrestling spoilers.
July 11, 2025 at 12:38 PM
You seem to be going out of your way to give equal status to each destination party of Labour defectors even though weighting where they are going is pretty important.

Had to go into the crosstabs to find that Lab voters are far more likely to defect to LD and Greens than Reform.
June 25, 2025 at 10:35 AM
For father's day my wife asked my daughter what to get me and then followed her instructions to the letter.

So now I have a cuddly toy Timeless Toni Storm bunny rabbit.
June 15, 2025 at 2:32 PM
A bus has hit the bridge on Portland road again. This time it was a driver training bus so thankfully nobody on the top deck to get hurt.
June 5, 2025 at 11:28 AM
Recently GMed my 6 year old daughter's first RPG. We played KerSplat and she decided to play as a magical pink unicorn called "Pinkycorn" who went on to hold a magical dance party for striking workers at a shopping centre.
May 19, 2025 at 10:52 PM
We go live to Labour HQ, where they are brainstorming how to respond to today's election results.
May 2, 2025 at 2:58 PM
April 10, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Last night my daughter didn't want to go to sleep, so she stayed up to work on her manifesto.

These were posted under my lounge door one at a time.
February 28, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I got this coaster in a Batman novelty advent calendar and keep it around for its ability to break house guests' brains.

You know that hot beverage event The Mad Hatter is famous for? Yes, it's coffee time. That's exactly what everyone is thinking.
February 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
...You know what, I think I'm good for breakfast.
January 21, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Just finishing my Christmas clean up and was reminded that I still have the bouncy penguin with a demon inside of it that tries to escape every time its battery is low.
January 10, 2025 at 4:27 PM