Just over here trying to keep it together and not ugly cry in front of my kid at a bluey episode.

Pour one out for all the people with work email signatures that contain frivolous confidentiality notices.

Most of software development is just correctly arranging nested lists.

NYT and LinkedIn games are the new daily intellect test for Taravagian.

Peaches and nectarines are the same thing and their distinction is just a scam propagated by Big Stone Fruit to get us to buy more.

Parenthood is a scam by Big Detergent to get you to run the wash for the third time today.

Me as soon as I get ChatGPT hooked into my smart home system.

Weirding all of the other families out by convincing my kid to call them "toasted Os".

Doc says I got the District 9 disease. Gonna be reduced to clicks and chirps any day now.

Making friends at my new job by conspicuously timing how long they leave to go to the bathroom and then commenting on how they take longer or shorter than I think is normal.